Bit of Agro

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Ha ha ha , and we get told if
We get in the way of paddy theyl
Run us off the road , maybe shouldn’t
Of held up tnt , lomas etc

deffo a door to door service though seeing as it didnt actually hit the house and only the wall outside the house,then id think the entire family being taken to hospital for " utter shock" is kicking the jacksy out of it…still a belter though im wondering as to why??

dieseldog999:
deffo a door to door service though seeing as it didnt actually hit the house and only the wall outside the house,then id think the entire family being taken to hospital for " utter shock" is kicking the jacksy out of it…still a belter though im wondering as to why??

Ha I missed that bit, taken to hospital for shock.
Driver wasn’t shocked though lol

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dozy:
Ha ha ha , and we get :grimacing: told if
We get in the way of paddy theyl
Run us off the road , maybe shouldn’t
Of held up tnt , lomas etc

It’s a Whitchurch truck!!! :grimacing: :unamused:

That figures!
Old beano probably went into a speed wobble as he hit 30!

Taken to hospital because she was scared :open_mouth:

Just how are people going to react when they find out about ELE?

Probably going to Park Cakes, to pick up M&S cakes for Gist.
There was an episode on “Inside the Factory “ of them “Hand” finishing Christmas cakes.

dieseldog999:
…being taken to hospital for " utter shock" is kicking the jacksy out of it…

And when the compo claim comes in the entire family will have expended to half the street who all happen to be in the living room and are suffering from whiplash as diagnosed by their “friendly doctor”. Me cynical…? :wink:

This is home of cash for crash afterall.

trevHCS:

dieseldog999:
…being taken to hospital for " utter shock" is kicking the jacksy out of it…

And when the compo claim comes in the entire family will have expended to half the street who all happen to be in the living room and are suffering from whiplash as diagnosed by their “friendly doctor”. Me cynical…? :wink:

This is home of cash for crash afterall.

Making big stereo type assumptions here, would there cash for crash lawyer be cousin Islam, and there are 12 family members in said house, and a Toyota Prius damaged too.

What’s the official treatment for shock?

A slap round the face?
Pull yourself together man?
Paracetamol?

I have nothing to do today, might cart myself off to a&e and find out.

109LWB:
What’s the official treatment for shock?

A slap round the face?
Pull yourself together man?
Paracetamol?

I have nothing to do today, might cart myself off to a&e and find out.

Sounds like a few bad ideas there, mate.
In the BRITISH Medical Journal the official cure for shock is “a nice cup of tea, with lots of sugar”.
Didn`t you cover this in the First Aid section of your DCPC course?

Franglais:

109LWB:
What’s the official treatment for shock?

A slap round the face?
Pull yourself together man?
Paracetamol?

I have nothing to do today, might cart myself off to a&e and find out.

Sounds like a few bad ideas there, mate.
In the BRITISH Medical Journal the official cure for shock is “a nice cup of tea, with lots of sugar”.
Didn`t you cover this in the First Aid section of your DCPC course?

We did, but the course was full of flip flops and the advice was a nice vodka with a cigarette.

109LWB:

Franglais:

109LWB:
What’s the official treatment for shock?

A slap round the face?
Pull yourself together man?
Paracetamol?

I have nothing to do today, might cart myself off to a&e and find out.

Sounds like a few bad ideas there, mate.
In the BRITISH Medical Journal the official cure for shock is “a nice cup of tea, with lots of sugar”.
Didn`t you cover this in the First Aid section of your DCPC course?

We did, but the course was full of flip flops and the advice was a nice vodka with a cigarette.

May not be PC, but…LOL… :smiley:

trevHCS:

dieseldog999:
…being taken to hospital for " utter shock" is kicking the jacksy out of it…

And when the compo claim comes in the entire family will have expended to half the street who all happen to be in the living room and are suffering from whiplash as diagnosed by their “friendly doctor”. Me cynical…? :wink:

This is home of cash for crash afterall.

And as per usual now, the PTSD acronym will be thrown around like a wet chamois. Does my bloomin ■■■■ in.