Shortbread, they`re not making it any longer. 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Why?
well that’s the scots well and truly £$%^&* then cos it’s their main export into england — so much for independance 
And here’s me thinking it was a joke. 
It’s a very old joke so maybe some aren’t old enough to remember it. That or they have no sense of humour. 