Oh no - It is French too:
To be honest I struggle to understand the point of those sort of records, it’s claimed to be a speed record for a mountain bike, but he’s not peddling the ■■■■ thing is he, so sorry, but as far as I’m concerned the record attempt is a fail 
Having said that, I’m sure François Gissy won’t gives a toss what I think 
Santa:
Bike Haters - Catch This.
I’d easily catch him. I’d catch him with my tailgate and a well-timed shift into lane two.
Splat.