Bet on the beaver [Merged]

eagerbeaver:
I get an autograph and magazine deal allowance. But I am not allowed to tell you that.

Do me a favour…keep it between you and me.

Whoa whoa whoa. Do you not get the makeup and hair salon allowance too. Or is that after 12 weeks service? Got to look good for our adoring public.

It was like a scene from Calais this morning. I had to fight em’ off with a stick.

" We love Beaver " they were chanting. I was proud as punch.

And then I realised it was just a bunch of school lads who had found a [zb] mag on the floor.

eagerbeaver:
It was like a scene from Calais this morning. I had to fight em’ off with a stick.

" We love Beaver " they were chanting. I was proud as punch.

And then I realised it was just a bunch of school lads who had found a [zb] mag on the floor.

Did you give them said “material”?

Course I did! It was actually a load of pics of me stapled together.

Same thing really. Bedtime now, got some ’ Elite professional driving ’ to do tomorrow.

Evil8Beezle:

The-Snowman:
Although EB gives out the sarky comments,he can take it when the sarcasm is aimed at him also. Plus,hes not afraid to laugh at himself
There’s plenty members on here who are quick with the sarcasm, the insults and the rolling eye smilie but then get all arrogant and bent out of shape when it comes back at them.

Refer to my previous post to you! :smiley:

I agree, as there are plenty of people who try to look clever by slagging off others.
But sadly for them it just makes THEM look stupid to those who can see it…

Now can I do the rolling eyes? :smiley: Thanks!

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The-Snowman:

Evil8Beezle:

The-Snowman:
Although EB gives out the sarky comments,he can take it when the sarcasm is aimed at him also. Plus,hes not afraid to laugh at himself
There’s plenty members on here who are quick with the sarcasm, the insults and the rolling eye smilie but then get all arrogant and bent out of shape when it comes back at them.

Refer to my previous post to you! :smiley:

I agree, as there are plenty of people who try to look clever by slagging off others.
But sadly for them it just makes THEM look stupid to those who can see it…

Now can I do the rolling eyes? :smiley: Thanks!

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If only that was a post by boredwivbeingsane… :smiley:

I heard the producers of Eddie stobart:trucks & Trailers already approached EB and asked him to be on the programme.
But he had to turn it down because he says “the last time I was on the telly was that time I was featured on crimewatch and that didnt end to well for me”
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eagerbeaver:
It was like a scene from Calais this morning. I had to fight em’ off with a stick.

" We love Beaver " they were chanting. I was proud as punch.

And then I realised it was just a bunch of school lads who had found a [zb] mag on the floor.

:smiley: hahaha

Radar19:

eagerbeaver:
It was like a scene from Calais this morning. I had to fight em’ off with a stick.

" We love Beaver " they were chanting. I was proud as punch.

And then I realised it was just a bunch of school lads who had found a [zb] mag on the floor.

Did you give them said “material”?

It was not found in a bush as bush ■■■■ disappeared once the Internet connection speeded up.

i don’t care after lots of different jobs i along with a good few others on here am in no position to comment on people ‘moving’ about.

now if it was on the fact he has gone stobrats… :smiley: :smiley:

Having briefly met eager beaver a time or two, I can safely say they will not invite him onto the TV program :laughing:
the spotters on the other hand will love him, they would hear him before they see him and have him in their books before he is spotted :laughing:

if they give him a gold star now and then I think Mr beaver may well get Christmas out of this :wink:

Former soldier gets a job with the countries foremost transport company, shiney new vehicle, smart uniform, top quality professional colleagues :open_mouth: , what’s not to like?
It’s a job for life man.

I think the Beaver will do just fine, Put me down for a pound! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

’ Bush ■■■■ '. PMSL.

Oi Tango-you owe me a coffee out of that pound you have won.

eagerbeaver:
’ Bush ■■■■ '. PMSL.

Oi Tango-you owe me a coffee out of that pound you have won.

Any time lol :laughing: :laughing: