Used to have a chargehand I called Bungalow Bob,'cos hed got ■■■■ all upstairs
i get seabass as i cant leap like a salmon. 
stood at the tea bar in a layby, talking to a driver, when his mate from the same firm pulls in, heres my mate egg-on-legs, sure enough this little dumpy fella climbs out the truck, and he just looked like an egg with legs.
EEGONE.
Where s he gone now. We can never find him.
Driver at our place with a hearing aid in each ear…we call him “stereo”. [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES]
Where I worked last, we had a driver called Noisy Nigel. He was the exact opposite of noisy and hardly ever spoke. Even when he did, it was barely more than a whisper.
Used to deliver to a site where the security guard was called Boomerang - he hated the site, and every time I left he’d say “won’t see me on here again” and then next time he’d be back. After the 4th time he was forever Boomerang - kept coming back!
Knew a fella with a club foot known as “five foot/four foot”, as his height varied depending on which leg he favoured.
I used to be called ‘■■■■■■■ prick’ by my brother. Does that count? 
We had a bloke start with us and we were warned he had had a testicle removed. His nickname became. Oddbollock
midlifetrucker:
We had a bloke start with us and we were warned he had had a testicle removed. His nickname became. Oddbollock
I worked with a bloke known as “kneepads” he was the biggest creep I ever met.
Another one was threesh ites, cos if you’d been twice he had to do better. 
Years ago when I was on removals for Curtiss & Co ( now White & Co ) the foreman porter was known as " Stanley Matthews" 'cos if there was anything heavy to move he 'd say " You get that end- I’ll take this corner"
Boxhead: His head was a cube. It really was.
Village. Was the idiot. Always stoned. Managed to write off 6 company vehicles in 2 years, and still remain a driver.
Monotooth. His teeth were such a mess it looked like he had one tooth that was 3 inches wide.
PeadoPhil. Mentioned one day that he had to pick his girlfriend up from School. We thought she was a teacher, but no, she was in sixth form. He was in his 40’s. Was also called Philth. As he always looked unwashed.
Pigeon: Once took Pigeon road kill off my exhaust and had it for his lunch. (It had been on there for 2 hours after being struck by my box and falling there.)
Years ago when most loading/unloading was hand-ball I worked with a bloke who had a reputation for dragging jobs out, he was commonly known as neversweat.
Did temping work as a teen, one bloke was called “blister”. Used to show up after the hard graft was done.
We have a “Gazbo the Asbo” and a “Slug”. And everyone else has a sort of nickname like “Vegetable Paul” or “Chris the meat”, or “Fish scales Gordon” or “Johny Eyelander one eye” or “Do That Pat” etc
Santa:
Where I worked last, we had a driver called Noisy Nigel. He was the exact opposite of noisy and hardly ever spoke. Even when he did, it was barely more than a whisper.
Sounds like the sort of place who has a 6ft 8" 23 stone bloke called John, and everyone calls him Tiny.
kevmac47:
midlifetrucker:
We had a bloke start with us and we were warned he had had a testicle removed. His nickname became. OddbollockI worked with a bloke known as “kneepads” he was the biggest creep I ever met.
Another one was threesh ites, cos if you’d been twice he had to do better.
I also worked with a fella whose surname was Woodcock, we knew him as splinterp—k