Bloke i used to work with had sticky out ears, nicknamed “De-camp”
Stolen cars, both front doors wide open on ditching.
Another who couldn’t take his drink, one can Dan.
Bupa Bill - He was always off on long term sick 
[zb] dong never knew why, even his mum called it him (read without the hyphens)
[zb] brother, his mum jus called him Paul
Lockercock, apparently had a massive weapon, and got this name from down the pit, when I asked the lads why, they said that they’re was a pin you placed in the coal carts that was the brake, it was 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can, and it was called a “locker”
We used to have a driver who had lost an arm in a accident called “The Bandit” as in one armed bandit
When I drove a Margate taxi, many moons ago, one of the other drivers on the rank was pointed out to me as being called “■■■■ Devon”. So I used to say “All right ■■■■?” whenever I saw him. For some reason I couldn’t work out, he just used to glare at me.
He had a hare-lip and I didn’t find out for months that his name wasn’t ■■■■ Devon but his call sign was Six-Seven. 
Got a mate somebody named Lottery after he had a rollover on a Wednesday night on the M1 a few years ago.
One that always amused me was" Hot Chocolate" this was a chap who I worked with , Many years ago when we stayed in digs the “lady " of the house used to offer” extras" this particular night we had gone out to the pub and George stayed in , she went to his room opened the door to see George sitting in bed reading letting her dressing gown fall open ( and in her own words ) "I asked if he wanted anything else, He looked me up and down and said “Yes a cup of hot chocolate " and went back to reading his book. Do you know I was so surprised I went and made him one!” She asked us on our return from the pub if he was inclined the other way, George was,nt it was just the way he was a little eccentric and he never thought any more of it but he was always known as "Hot Chocolate "
John Yates from Devizes was known as long pockets John, a real scrooge when buying a round of drinks.
He did the round trips for Brintons carpets in Vouzela near Porto to the UK with an ERF.
I call a guy on our place “Arthur Day” as he always seems to get the runs that only take half a day and he is finished.
Yabba - because he’s the spit of Fred Flintstone… yabba dabba dooo
Split-pin he was very thin.
Budgie: Very high pitched voice for a man.
Chewy: (Chewbacca) Very tall and hairy fellow whose face was two globes in a bush. You only knew he was facing you by the direction his hat was pointing.
Roidrage: Body building chap, obviously on Steroids. Has an anger problem.
There’s a guy I work called kit Kat, I asked why and its because he’s only got four fingers !!
Guy in in the Army his surname was Bright, but he wasn’t really so his nickname was Notso
the gutter creep
never from work but customers
from Coventry to Sochaux used to
call me Prince Charles.
Harpic…because he was ‘clean around the bend’.
Used to work with a guy called " jackanory" big story teller ,
if you had been to the moon he had been to mars
3 that spring to mind. Slugger, he used to punch anyone who annoyed him. Audrey, last name was hepburn and captain because he’d been in the navy
Used to have a Scotsman on one firm I worked for we used to call, “Whiskey Jim” for obvious reasons.
He also had another more sinister nickname, “Sweet pee”, (Note the spelling), because he liked his ladies to ■■■■ on him while he was cracking one off!