In my book goes to Buck services on the A303 east bound, the BP garage and super market, they have singing birds behind the walls of the toilets, i like the cold coffee in botttles there.
All the loos on the motorway network smell like a badger`s armpit and i would not wash my dog in there in case he caught a disease.
If you moan by email, they reply with a round robin robotic response that they save on a template, and just click on it to send it and add a date so it looks like a human has read it when they have not.
You go back to the offending squat and they have done diddly squat about it.
I’ll be out tonight tracking down badgers. I must find out what all this badgers armpit thing is about.
We’ve had toby sniffing cats last year, but it looks like he’s turned his attentions on sniffing badgers now. 
Limey, farmers shoot the badgers and toss them in the side of the road at night, as they can go to jail and heavy fines for messing with badgers home, and killing them , they have more rights than us mate.
While we are at it, where do pheasants learn to fly, they only take off when a 44 ton piece of metal is gunning down on them, they fail to reach take off height, and die fast, their mate behind does the same thing, thick or what, no sign of getting out of the way, the flying school instrcutor should be shot at dawn, or at least get a refund for their pilots licence.Kamikaze Pearl Harbour re-inactment soceity.
My throne 
in alderley edge! 
toby1234abc:
In my book goes to Buck services on the A303 east bound, the BP garage and super market, they have singing birds behind the walls of the toilets, i like the cold coffee in botttles there.
All the loos on the motorway network smell like a badger`s armpit and i would not wash my dog in there in case he caught a disease.
If you moan by email, they reply with a round robin robotic response that they save on a template, and just click on it to send it and add a date so it looks like a human has read it when they have not.
You go back to the offending squat and they have done diddly squat about it.
Agree,although getting out of there has given me some grief in terms of the fast approaching traffic coming round that bend especially when pulling heavy china clay boxes from the devon quarries.All things told it is a bit of a godsend,I reckon the marks&spencer expansion across the network is a serious boon in general and I pray they get to open a new one in either sutton scotney or even better Winchester nearby.
I have a serious addiction to their belgian chocolate drink.Have to down at least 2 a day,works as a kind of incentive scheme on long,hauls.
Hear you on the dawn chorus,a nice quirky touch to accompany ones ablutions. 
Agree with you there, i have found the MS products to be worth the money you are paying for them, the quality and range is good too, coffee at that Buck is not too bad.Most of the food is healthy.
Try the shell garage on the A505 going from Royston to Baldock!