the millenium bug, how many folk bought new electrical equipment ect, , University i worked at updated all their computers/systems… ££££££££££££££££
Unit weighs more with lift axle up
The police cannot see you speeding in fog.
Noooooo, I’m not that sort of bloke!!
Which is the answer my mate gives when his lady friends say “I bet you say this to the girls in every town you stay at, just before you go through them”
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Or then again it could be my “mate” that tramps on agency, and is still stood in exactly the same clothes on a Saturday, as he started with on Monday, stinks like an unwell canine, yet thinks we actually believe he has a woman in every town he goes to.
The only “things” he spends his nights with are too many Stellas
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Anything spoken that starts with the line " to be honest…" 
I did not have sexel relations with that woman…that miss lewinsky 
hay ?..it’s fake is it ? but I only just got it from the bank ? 
…how can you tell… 
You can’t miss it… 
Supa fast broad band… 
Scrap cars wanted upto 1000 ponds paid …
" Exciting opertunity " within the transport industry… 
It’s only failed its mot on… 
Rooms from 39.99 a nite…
we can expect some warmer weather towards the latter part of next week…
profit related bonus… 
" I Do "
the maoster:
My old schoolteacher told me that I’d never make a living from staring out of the window all day.
Ill be ready in a minute
Im not a racist but…
Agency favourite - “Oh we have loads of work”
I dont have a license but when I got stopped by the cops I told them the l plates had blown off
I had the TM by the throat this morning.
I said to him “you hit me pal and you better make sure I dont get back up”
Said to TM “im not doing it” and chucked the paperwork at him. He ■■■■ himself
I can do Ju jitsu and Mauy Thai. I have 4 black belts and can kill you with one finger
Star wars is the best film ever.
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by drivers for drivers,