The best engine in the world is the ■■■■■■!
It can be started with one finger.
It’s self lubricating.
Takes any size piston.
Changes it’s own oil every four weeks. …
Just a pity the management system is so [zb] up!
But when you put the nozzle in to fill it up,most do not accept Nectar points.
When ask for a receipt,you get a slap in the face.
Like it, something else for you to think about, how long is a chinaman
madiganzo:
Like it, something else for you to think about, how long is a chinaman
I agree 
So how long is a chinaman then■■?
Is it a two stroke or four strokes engine to get it going.
At when at full speed it will not stop.
Unless you choke it.Or pull out the throttle.
How long is a Chinaman? All the time. Me always light.
Chinese boss gets text message from employee. "Me no work today, me sick *
Boss texts back “Shag wife you feel better”
An hour later boss gets text “Me shag wife - feel better. You got nice house”