any 1 got 1 ? were do you get them ?
Denmark there’s ■■■■■■ millions of them,if that’s too far toys r us
menace1:
Denmark there’s [zb] millions of them,if that’s too far toys r us
Quality lol.
Argos would be your best bet.
argos.co.uk/static/Product/p … 192272.htm
I saw a Bertie in a Dixons motor.Has he jumped ship.Traitor.
Surprised so many people have them and leave them standard
WTF do you need that for? 
cheaper than a tax disc
Gembo:
WTF do you need that for?
WHY THE ■■■■ NOT 
toby1234abc:
I saw a Bertie in a Dixons motor.Has he jumped ship.Traitor.
toby1234abc:
I saw a Bertie in a Dixons motor.Has he jumped ship.Traitor.
well you know he has an eye for the females in europe and his present boss licks the other side of the stamp. So he’s probley needs a change to get some sexercise.
Gembo:
WTF do you need that for?
Because its fun and it makes people smile.
Best bet is Amazon
Does Bertie have a passport ?When is his birthday ?
Does he get motion sickness on the ferry or cab ?
Fair do’s for making people smile these days! 
Can you get a female version? 
instantKarma:
Can you get a female version?
Yes you do but there’s no hole at the bottom if that’s what your after
Vote Bertie for a MEP and the next prime minister.
haha a hole is a hole at the end of the day.
she would be a great addition to any cab. Never know she could one day bump into bertie and, well let’s say the rest we can leave to the imagination.
Baby Berties.I hope they use protection.Who knows where Bertie has been.
instantKarma:
haha a hole is a hole at the end of the day.she would be a great addition to any cab. Never know she could one day bump into bertie and, well let’s say the rest we can leave to the imagination.
Oh yeah, that’d be bloody marvellous, lots of little square bricks to stand on in your bare feet. Almost as much fun as discovering the upturned plug as you make your way to the loo in the middle of the night! 