Manchesters Gay Village has come under attack by rioters…Policemen and firemen are in attendance…
Along with a Cowboy, a construction worker and Red Indian
Police were called to Hanley today after reports of a riot, they returned to the station when they realised it always looks a ■■■■ hole 
Spurs have signed a new Italian striker… Grabatelli.
Ngongo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water and 7 miles for food…This is because the daft bugger torched Peckham Spar and Tottenham KFC and now has to walk to Croydon for breakfast.
When I saw all those hoodies rioting on Tottenham high st I knew I had to find somewhere safe to hide where they wouldn’t go…I’m in the job centre if you need me!
The riots have just hit Dublin…gangs have raided Argos and are queuing at Collection Point C.
Following the riots and looting in Tottenham a large number of Scousers are now refusing to travel down for Saturdays Spurs v Everton premiership game, due to fears that all the best stuff has already been stolen.
riots have hit Ireland. paddy has just smashed his computer screen trying to steal a pair of trainers from ebay.
here they come walking down the street. new tv and a 3 piece suite. hey hey its the ********* guess the rest lol.
police are going to add persil to the water cannons to stop the coloureds running
Last few posts are much better than falling for Coffee’s alleged wind ups 
440Mopar:
Doh!!, the pennys just dropped .Your a wind up merchant. Just reminds me why i cant be arsed posting much.
Coffeeholic, Carryfast, toby 1234 are there anymore that we should know about or is it a club thing 
OPAL FINDER:
440Mopar:
Doh!!, the pennys just dropped .Your a wind up merchant. Just reminds me why i cant be arsed posting much.Coffeeholic, Carryfast, toby 1234 are there anymore that we should know about or is it a club thing
There are more.
Those top quality non-pc jokes have set me up for the day. 
If I were to pick a favourite, I would have to select Dai Dap,s collection. Superb Dai.