switchlogic:
I decided to google Octo Whippet, don’t ask me why who knows how my brain works, and google images came up with this rather disturbing image of a whippet ■■■■.
Anyhow getting back on track if your worried about your waistline then of course a whippet is an ideal role model
That my friend was Lancashires effort to try and make their own Octo Whippet , it failed to convince anyone 
Quinny:
Wheel Nut:
I have a big ■■■■Not what your lass was telling me.
Ken.
She has been spoiled, it was some soldiers I think 
Been tramping for 7 years now,i try to eat healthy but its not all that easy,exercise is also a bit of a mission in this job…when i was Steel Erecting i weighed about 12 stone,now im around 13 and a half…i dont seem to put on weight much luckily,i never have done,pretty much stay the same weight and i snack quite a lot(crisps,bacon rolls etc)…i’m 6’ 1" and am not “morbidly obese” in my 36" trousers!!! 
Bikemonkey:
.i’m 6’ 1" and am not “morbidly obese” in my 36" trousers!!!
Not indeed your not but Rob is as he’s 4 ft 1in, Yorkshires only midget after they were all driven out in 2002 for being suspected of witchcraft. He was hiding under the bunk of a Renaut Premium at the time.
Oh god Luke…Don’t start him off!
switchlogic:
Bikemonkey:
.i’m 6’ 1" and am not “morbidly obese” in my 36" trousers!!!Not indeed your not but Rob is as he’s 4 ft 1in, Yorkshires only midget after they were all driven out in 2002 for being suspected of witchcraft. He was hiding under the bunk of a Renaut Premium at the time.
Or maybe just maybe not hiding under the bunk of that fine underated piece of French engineering BUT kept alive to beable to ride on the back of Octo Whippet on special religious Octo Whippet holidays that occur ? A very special place in yorkshire folklore , when the said dwarf passes on another dwarf will be allowed to live to take his place , I say “his” as the Octo religion is still a rather backward and sexist religion . Some say it makes the Taliban look rather liberal in their views. 
Is this the same 6 foot plus bloke with hands like shovels that frequents Trucknet? 
Im quite tired at the moment so my brains not totally with it but what’s with all the references to Yorkshire recently?
Trying to get my head down for a nap but bit difficult in a transit pick up van.
Oh and more on topic, if i had the money id probably be the size of a small country by now as i would be eating burgers and take away all the time.
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Wheel Nut:
Is this the same 6 foot plus bloke with hands like shovels that frequents Trucknet?
One word, prosthetics.
Quinny:
Wheel Nut:
I have a big ■■■■Not what your lass was telling me.
Ken.
I might have a little ■■■■ but i’ve got all this weight to BANG it in with!!!
switchlogic:
Wheel Nut:
Is this the same 6 foot plus bloke with hands like shovels that frequents Trucknet?One word, prosthetics.
Last time I saw him I would say they were brought from Poundland , didnt look like a matching pair.
