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An 8ft (2.4 metre) snake is on the loose in ■■■■■■■ after escaping from its owners’ home .
The boa constrictor - a species known for holding its prey in a lethal grip - went missing from a house in Kells, Whitehaven, on Friday evening.
■■■■■■■ Police said the household pet made off after being left unattended while being cleaned.
A spokesman said the animal did not pose an immediate risk, but urged people not to approach it.
Boa constrictors are commonly found in tropical forests in South America.
They are from the family of constricting snakes, which kill their prey through asphyxiation and can grow to more than 9ft (2.7 metres) long.
Anyone who sees the snake has been urged to contact the police.
But don’t worry as there is no immediate risk … (until it gets hungry) 
■■■■ that makes mental note to avoid Whitehaven
merc0447:
[zb] that makes mental note to avoid Whitehaven
Even without the snake that a good idea !
possibly due to the fact of living close to sellafield,it may have just burnt a hole in the wall by staring at it with its eyes,and then walked out the door,after strangling the budgie by squeezing both of its necks?..anyway,the boredom will kill it shortly.i spent 3 weeks in Whitehaven once by staying there for a long weekend.
I know someone who had a Boa, he thought it was cool that it used to lay by his side in bed until a vet mentioned it was sizing him up for its next meal! 
it probably got sick of eating jam 
non west ■■■■■■■■■ may not "get it "
If it is Purple, don’t worry, I’ve found it-it’s on the M1 central reservation between 16 & 19. [emoji216]
Driver-Once-More:
■■■■■■■ missing snake: Hunt for 8ft boa constrictor - BBC News
An 8ft (2.4 metre) snake is on the loose in ■■■■■■■ after escaping from its owners’ home .
The boa constrictor - a species known for holding its prey in a lethal grip - went missing from a house in Kells, Whitehaven, on Friday evening.
■■■■■■■ Police said the household pet made off after being left unattended while being cleaned.
A spokesman said the animal did not pose an immediate risk, but urged people not to approach it.
Boa constrictors are commonly found in tropical forests in South America.
They are from the family of constricting snakes, which kill their prey through asphyxiation and can grow to more than 9ft (2.7 metres) long.
Anyone who sees the snake has been urged to contact the police.
But don’t worry as there is no immediate risk … (until it gets hungry)
Is it not too cold for them to stay outside?
Immigrant:
Driver-Once-More:
■■■■■■■ missing snake: Hunt for 8ft boa constrictor - BBC News
An 8ft (2.4 metre) snake is on the loose in ■■■■■■■ after escaping from its owners’ home .
The boa constrictor - a species known for holding its prey in a lethal grip - went missing from a house in Kells, Whitehaven, on Friday evening.
■■■■■■■ Police said the household pet made off after being left unattended while being cleaned.
A spokesman said the animal did not pose an immediate risk, but urged people not to approach it.
Boa constrictors are commonly found in tropical forests in South America.
They are from the family of constricting snakes, which kill their prey through asphyxiation and can grow to more than 9ft (2.7 metres) long.
Anyone who sees the snake has been urged to contact the police.
But don’t worry as there is no immediate risk … (until it gets hungry)
Is it not too cold for them to stay outside?
Probably, but it’s still not sharing my bedroom !
martinviking:
If it is Purple, don’t worry, I’ve found it-it’s on the M1 central reservation between 16 & 19. [emoji216]
If it’s pink then don’t worry, I’ve had it for years and I keep it in my pants. Except for special occasions of course!
the maoster:
martinviking:
If it is Purple, don’t worry, I’ve found it-it’s on the M1 central reservation between 16 & 19. [emoji216]
If it’s pink then don’t worry, I’ve had it for years and I keep it in my pants. Except for special occasions of course!
Ahh, the old Trouser Snake Trick-
“Here Love, do you want to see my Spitting King Cobra”