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muckles:
Personally now you been cleared I’d get the story in your local paper

Cheshire Constabulary!! Dontcha luv ,em? NOT!! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Congratulations on getting a well justified result Joe.

If you had been getting battered to death at your own front door, they would have been conspicuous by their absence. Form filling back in the nick, or putting time in, having a a snog with their female/male married partner in the back of the jamjar in a nice quiet layby on the A559. U/S ZB,s

On their website (Google. Middlewich Guardian), your local rag “The Middlewich Guardian”. states “if you have a story to tell.Let us know”. Editor,s contact number is 01060 813600. Give them a bell.

The CPS probably thought it was just an April Fool anyway :laughing: