I was text this last night made me laugh for a while
" Paddy was upstairs in the bedroom watching Babe station, he hears the creek on the stairs and panics, he phones the ■■■■■■■ babe station. ’ she answers high sweety how are you’ paddy replies im ok, but do you know that couch your lieing on, ‘yeah sweety she replied’. well you wouldnt mind jumping over the back of it, ‘ok sweety she replied but why’, paddy answers the wifes come up the stairs and i cant find the [zb] remote
