Legal team (most of whom were grumpy cos they don’t like being called whilst on the golf course) and they said I don’t have to cough up because of (and I quote) ‘obvious padding’.
Evil8Beezle:
P.S. And all that padding was to help this!
BUT
Seeing as I’m a bloody nice bloke, I will stand by my earlier published statement and pay for one pint (to be shared by all combatants) and a bag of pork scratchings.
i await the howls of protests from the big girly bunch you are
Bollox, I’m not having that pal!
You and me outside, so put the handbag down and let’s start dancing!
We made 10 pages with ease, and that’s with the Mods deleting stuff…
And as I was the one top of Cov’s kill list.
I WANT MY FRIGGING PINT!
You can keep your hairly pigs ■■■■■■■ though, as I’m still stuffed on popcorn.
Anyway, I’m out of casualty now, no thanks to dad giving away my location.
And them getting lost, probably looking for Dionne Warwick.
So now I want my pint and I’m going to kick off big style if I don’t get it!
There will be soft toys, dummies and rattles all over the shop, I kid you not!
But back to Cov, as I do hope he works out his anger issues!
I hope this thread has resulting in an epiphany that makes him realise that he’s not helping himself with all this hate, and thinking he’s being disrespected at every turn.
So best wishes Cov, and if you do come back, try and lay off the sauce when posting!
yourhavingalarf:
I’ll buy all the combatants a pint and a big bag of pigs ■■■■■■■.
Can anyone see the word ‘each’ there?..
No? I thought not. I could stand by written contract law (my legal team say’s they’ll punch anyone who disagrees with them) but I know you lot would all whinge like a big bunch of girls (see previous quote).
BUT
Seeing as I’m such a bloody nice bloke (see previous quote) I will CONSIDER pint allocation on a merit basis.
Obviously Cov won’t get one cos he goes all wobbly and anti-social with a glass of Babycham inside him.
Beezle’s looking doubtful cos he’s on meds from getting duffed up.
There are some others who contributed and may warrant a pint. Being the completely modest, non-biased, democratic and generous chap I am…
I leave it to you lot to decide who’s pint-worthy and who’s not.
you lot are still gonna behave like a failed girly outing to a justin beiber concert who’s bus broke down on the m25
I qualify for a pint because…well just because I’m me. …
Anyway, I don’t know why Evil is trying to be nice to him, I certainly aint, the guy’s a helmet as far as I’m concerned, he called me a quote;…"Bad breathed boring little tramp’’ …and I was the only one who tried to reason with him mid rant!!
I hope he knows who he’s mixing it with here, …Wey Am ded ‘ard me, I’m a Toon fan man’’ I’m also an expert in Kung Po, and Origami , …oh yeh!, so he better watch himself.
robroy:
I qualify for a pint because…well just because I’m me. …
No…
That’s not really a qualification in itself.
People have suffered here. Beaver got called a fanny apparently, that must have had him calling the Samaratans straight away so he should get a pint.
Beezle got assualted (maybe) or he just fell over and grazed his knee.
Some other people said stuff.
Just being Robroy doesn’t get you a pint.
Never mind them two, What about little moi?
I’m a ‘Bad breathed little tramp’'…apparentlly
Everybody knows how delicate and easily upset I am.
(chewing back of fist) nobody likes me (fanning my face with hands) I’m traumatised by this guy, in a drama queen stylee. .
I need a pint.
Ah sod you, I’ve just bought a pint of Cornwall’s finest.
robroy:
I qualify for a pint because…well just because I’m me. …
No…
That’s not really a qualification in itself.
People have suffered here. Beaver got called a fanny apparently, that must have had him calling the Samaratans straight away so he should get a pint.
Beezle got assualted (maybe) or he just fell over and grazed his knee.
Some other people said stuff.
Just being Robroy doesn’t get you a pint.
Never mind them two, What about little moi?
I’m a ‘Bad breathed little tramp’'…apparentlly
Everybody knows how delicate and easily upset I am.
(chewing back of fist) nobody likes me (fanning my face with hands) I’m traumatised by this guy, in a drama queen stylee. .
I need a pint.
Ah sod you, I’ve just bought a pint of Cornwall’s finest.
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Surprised it didn’t slide off the table, or have you had several more than one !!
robroy:
I qualify for a pint because…well just because I’m me. …
No…
That’s not really a qualification in itself.
People have suffered here. Beaver got called a fanny apparently, that must have had him calling the Samaratans straight away so he should get a pint.
Beezle got assualted (maybe) or he just fell over and grazed his knee.
Some other people said stuff.
Just being Robroy doesn’t get you a pint.
Never mind them two, What about little moi?
I’m a ‘Bad breathed little tramp’'…apparentlly
Everybody knows how delicate and easily upset I am.
(chewing back of fist) nobody likes me (fanning my face with hands) I’m traumatised by this guy, in a drama queen stylee. .
I need a pint.
Ah sod you, I’ve just bought a pint of Cornwall’s finest.
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Surprised it didn’t slide off the table, or have you had several more than one !!
No I’m a good lad, one and a half pints,.chicken curry half rice half chips.
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