Mountain bikes and road racing bikes left unattended and not padlocked,but no one steals them,some are worth €6000.Clean streets,no rubbish anywhere.Got an application form for a family run business in the Tirol valley,in the foothills of Steinplattes alps.Warning is verboten to wear clothing in the saunas and steam rooms,naked ladies casualy chat,like waiting in a supermearket checkout queue in the UK.Aüf vierdersehn,aploligies Brit Pete,my German is nicht güte.
just be careful toby, remember the 2 most famous austrians were fritzl the cellar man and hitler. everybody blames the germans but its really the austrians you should be wary of 
just read your PM toby, you know too much trivia. you should go on a quiz show 
WBIS,is that how the expression came from of "lock your daughters up"From Heinz beinz fritzl the pritzle man.Come to to think of,that all i have seen in Aüstrich is loads of folks on lünfräu walking sticks dissapearing in to the forests.They are really serious with it,kitted out like special forces.Ich ßien.Make some €€€€€.
you are just seeing tha good parts , i worked for an austrian and believe me ther are bits of little germany as bad as anywhere in uk , the hills are a bit bigger , thats all