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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Just wanted to say a mahoosive thank you to the absolute ■■■■ in the black A4 convertible on the M180, you proper made me :blush: :blush:
I can honestly say that was a v ■■■■ flash and wink you gave me this morning ya tease you.
And I can say you must use very good washing powder as your under garments looked spotless.

Right now where’s the nearest bathroom !!!

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Tut tut… such a total lack of respect :grimacing:

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I had a thing for a while about getting a a4 cab,was so close too buying a black one with red leather,really liked the look of them.
But at the time I was a bit iffy about it being a hairdressers car,seems I made the right decision :blush: :blush:

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They weren’t spotless pal, those were white stains :laughing:

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LIBERTY_GUY:
Tut tut… such a total lack of respect :grimacing:

I really really tried not to look but then I thought how disappointed she’d feel by going to all that effort and for me not too look, she’d be devastated :smiling_imp:

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NewLad:
They weren’t spotless pal, those were white stains :laughing:

I would of licked em clean ha ha (sorry)
She was stunning :smiley:

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Much as the report is enjoyable, despite keeping our eyes peeled constantly and windows and mirrors kept spotlessly clean, the sightings just aint as good or as frequent as they used to be, so in future…GET SOME PICS…Please… :smiling_imp:

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Im sure the police will let you off using your mobile if you get good pics !! :laughing:

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They know when you’re looking even if they’re not looking at you. :slight_smile: Totty radar.

I respect 'em, I just want to appreciate the eye candy is all.

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Whaaaaaayyyy :exclamation:

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The worst ‘posh bird, fancies me’ thread ever :slight_smile:

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dozy:
I had a thing for a while about getting a a4 cab,was so close too buying a black one with red leather,really liked the look of them.
But at the time I was a bit iffy about it being a hairdressers car,seems I made the right decision :blush: :blush:

Yes, yes you did.

For some reason I can’t stand red leather, don’t know why.

It’s like when you see blokes driving VW Beatles with the flower on the dash or Fiat 500’s or Mini’s, just screams I’m gay, which is cool an all, jus’ sayin’.

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neil9629:
The worst ‘posh bird, fancies me’ thread ever :slight_smile:

I’ve looked over this thread nearly as many times as I was blimping and can’t seem to find the bit about fancying me, me and sloth out the goonies are like peas in a pod.
Or the posh bit either, maybe a A4 is for classy birds near your gaff but there 10 a penny round cheshire way.

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You spunked your boxers cos you got a flash eh knickers? You must walk about primed like a loaded shotgun, hilarious :laughing:

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merc0447:
You spunked your boxers cos you got a flash eh knickers? You must walk about primed like a loaded shotgun, hilarious :laughing:

And the problem with that is ? :smiley: :smiley:
You gotta look if it’s on show, it’s rude not too :stuck_out_tongue:

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Amen.

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The gas man:
And the problem with that is ? :smiley: :smiley:
You gotta look if it’s on show, it’s rude not too :stuck_out_tongue:

tell me about it , i.ve strained my neck that much looking at totty this week i.m having to sit sideways on the sofa to watch the tv :laughing:

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Its them blokes what don’t look that worry me.

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I am gutted, really I am. I have NO such luck, seen ■■■■ all this week. Just the odd fatty adjusting herself due to chubb rub :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

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Hope it was a bird and not a ■■■■■■ ,lol