Hey Steve, I trust all is well. I thought this one was on here somewhere, but just for you and those who missed it, here we go again…Enjoy…
I just received this little story and felt I should share it with you guys, as it reminded me of Saudi in the old days.
A professor at a Texas University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in Ghosts ■■”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe, do any of you think you have seen a ghost ■■”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to or touched a ghost ?” About 3 students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost ?”
Way in the back, Abdul raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no-one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The big student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So Abdul, tell us what it’s like to have ■■■ with a ghost !!”
Abdul replied, “Ah sorry. From way back there, I thought you said ‘Goats’ !!”