Watch out today for the Olympic Pool sized Asteroid (big enough to destroy London, Mr Asteroid here’s the directions goo.gl/maps/Wj0gC )
Make sure you are wearing your PPE all day Hard Hat,Safety Boots & most importantly of all Hi Viz then you will all be totally safe !!!
Oh Lafarge Management, you might want to make provisions to let all your ‘Children’ (whoops sorry) Workers go home early because they might get scared. (Health & Safety & all that)