Mal:
Never say die Tez, we’ll get a session in! them little scooters can get quite a way now, maybe right up to aycliffe!
Can you put a trailer on the back of 'em .
Coffeeholic:
kitkat:
duracell’s are safer neil than a set of jump leadsThat’s true Jim but Mal is a big lad so we went heavy duty.
i’m glad you said that neil wouldn’t want to me mal’s 1st edited post
Mal:
:lol:
best about it is, I aint even a driver now!
oh no no no mal… you dont get out of being a driver that easy mate … have you started weeing up the side of the shed yet?.. does mrs mal tell you “your not booked in… come back after coronation street”? …so many poor quips… so little time hahahaha
Mal:
Funny enough Jim, It’s ususally a rodaranger! Dunno why, and the missus says I woke her up talking in me sleep about sheeting a bloody load up!
I don’t think she should worry to much about that Mal, it’s when she wakes up tied to the bed, with a neat line of dolly knots along the bed sides, she should begin to worry.
Coffeeholic:
Mal:
Funny enough Jim, It’s ususally a rodaranger! Dunno why, and the missus says I woke her up talking in me sleep about sheeting a bloody load up!I don’t think she should worry to much about that Mal, it’s when she wakes up tied to the bed, with a neat line of dolly knots along the bed sides, she should begin to worry.
Coffeeholic:
And just in case you were concerned given Mals recent problems we had a couple of 12 volt batteries and a set of jump leads on standby in case it got too much for him.
Thats funny I thought you had to have your heart removed (heartless) to be a mod isn’t that why they offered you the job in the first place?
kitkat:
just out of interest when your dreaming of driving where is the gear lever or is it automatic
It was probably a seddi atki in which case the gear lever is on the passenger footwell
It’s good to see you’ve got somthing to do to stop you twiddleing your thumbs I hope you have a grand time doing it
Well (zb) me!!! 
I didn’t know Mal had joined the secret society either. 
Well done old boy.
Ken.
a little too obvious mrs mix
Quinny:
Well (zb) me!!!
Giving him some work to do already Ken 
Cheers .
If you need to change the spelling to avoid the censor that’s a strong clue that it’s not allowed… R
Ken.
Liberace:
Mal:
Never say die Tez, we’ll get a session in! them little scooters can get quite a way now, maybe right up to aycliffe!Can you put a trailer on the back of 'em
That you can! and a neat watecover, and some have a flashing oerange light!
"JB:
so many poor quips… so little time hahahaha
Im glad to see you blokes are having a good time taking the ■■■■ out of me!!
Coffeeholic:
Mal:
Funny enough Jim, It’s ususally a rodaranger! Dunno why, and the missus says I woke her up talking in me sleep about sheeting a bloody load up!I don’t think she should worry to much about that Mal, it’s when she wakes up tied to the bed, with a neat line of dolly knots along the bed sides, she should begin to worry.
I’d be worried meself, …neat… you obviously aint ever seen any of my loads Neil!
north surrey haulage:
It was probably a seddi atki in which case the gear lever is on the passenger footwell
Eh! watch it Sean, I nearly depeleted that for a persional attack!
Im missing out here, I couldve edited Ken & Rob’s postas! Im too slow, …same as on the road then! 