I just heard a nice anegdote.
Poland, 80s. Naval base somewhere on the Baltic Coast.
The supply officer receives order to bring “2 tone bell” from Katowice.
2 tonnes, it’s not a joke. It will be too big for Å»uk:
there is no Star available:
so they decided to send Kraz:
.
So off he went. The trip took him three days. Finally it cames back, driver jumps off the cab and gives the officer small box:
“This is your bell”
“What the ■■■■, you are supposed to bring two tonnes bell”
“Well, this is two tones doorbell: it plays two sounds: ding and dong”
It really made my day 