Are you Insured for sex?

See selected list of insurance companies that may suit your tastes.

■■■ WITH YOUR WIFE - LEGAL & GENERAL.

TELEPHONE ■■■ - DIRECT LINE.

■■■ WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND - STANDARD LIFE.

■■■ WITH YOUR MATES WIFE - GO COMPARE.

■■■ IN A CAR - SHEILAS WHEELS.

■■■ IN YORKSHIRE - E SURE.

■■■ WITH WIFE’S SISTER - SAGA.

■■■ ON THE BEACH - CHURCHILL.

■■■ WITH A POSH BIRD - PRIVILEGE.

■■■ WITH A SCOUSER - LIVERPOOL VICTORIA.

■■■ WITH A FAT BIRD - MORE TH>N.

■■■ WITH A PROSTITUTE - NATIONWIDE.

■■■ WITH A WELL ENDOWED GAY MATE - FOOTMAN JAMES

■■■ WITH A TRANSVESTITE - CONFUSED,COM

DRUNKEN ■■■ - AA

Wheel Nut:
See selected list of insurance companies that may suit your tastes.

■■■ WITH YOUR WIFE - LEGAL & GENERAL.

TELEPHONE ■■■ - DIRECT LINE.

■■■ WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND - STANDARD LIFE.

■■■ WITH YOUR MATES WIFE - GO COMPARE.

■■■ IN A CAR - SHEILAS WHEELS.

■■■ IN YORKSHIRE - E SURE.

■■■ WITH WIFE’S SISTER - SAGA.

■■■ ON THE BEACH - CHURCHILL.

■■■ WITH A POSH BIRD - PRIVILEGE.

■■■ WITH A SCOUSER - LIVERPOOL VICTORIA.

■■■ WITH A FAT BIRD - MORE TH>N.

■■■ WITH A PROSTITUTE - NATIONWIDE.

■■■ WITH A WELL ENDOWED GAY MATE - FOOTMAN JAMES

■■■ WITH A TRANSVESTITE - CONFUSED,COM

DRUNKEN ■■■ - AA

But that advice could now result in a claim for mis selling from a well known memeber of the royal family. :open_mouth:

In that ‘context’ :laughing: :laughing: That should have read -

■■■ with posh stepmother Saga.

■■■ with wife’s sister Privilege.
:bulb: :laughing: :laughing:

Very good :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: