As I’m on a ramble here’s what worked for me so far.
First off losing weight is a marathon not a sprint I don’t believe in flip/flop dieting (fast weight loss programs I mean that eventually fail).
Take a good look at yourself and be brutally honest, yes you Fatty Mcfatfukr.
Look at what your eating and drinking and make a positive change.
I’m not talking alchohol, that comes later. You want to lose weight not be a permanently miserable sober bugger.
To start with just make these changes in the week then eat what you like the weekend. Naturally you will start to make changes the weekend anyway.
Get to know your food, i.e. read the labels. It’s a bit of a con but instead of picking that ready meal that’s got all red flags on salt/sugar/fat/saturated fat content look for green ones.
Better still make your own meals.
For me these are my swaps in the truck:
Snack chicken nuggets/mini scotch eggs/pork pies… Swapped for plum tomatoes.
Normal milk… Swapped for oat milk (very nice)
Snap vans swapped for soups/ sandwich fillers and wholemeal rolls.
One day a week have a Salad instead of an evening meal, bit tough this but Tuna/mackerel salads are really nice.
Fish is very important part of my diet, after all we evolved from the sea so it’s natural.
Try having a non meat day, you may find you ■■■ better as well.
Look at your poos, if your regularly doing chocolate mousse arris explosions this is not good. Should be getting a nice solid clean stool at least once a week, you know the ones where a single sheet of loo roll is all that’s needed to give your winker a shine, think of it as a ‘glory wipe’.
Exercise more, walk a bit further every day and even a bit faster, masterbate at least once every two days (this is vital and yes for ladies as well, to be fair I’m doing enough for all of us). Take it easy though you don’t want to go into the higher calorie demand zone to soon.
Won’t work for everybody, may not work for anybody but is working for me.
Oh and your not going on a bloody diet your just making changes to lose a few pounds.
In my next chapter I will be discussing the importance of not weighing yourself to often and vacuum bag ■■■■.