Do you stop to change the wheel for a damsel in distress,thank passing motorists for letting you out on the motorway slip road,the same for flashing you in.
Kind and courteous to goods in staff,no swearing,or insulting and tellling lies to say you are booked to be somewhere else and you are not so you get tipped faster.
Be a listener to your work mates,so they can unload their worries and family problems.
Dont rip off your employer and fiddle the expenses,i once knew a bad man that stole a receipt book from a fuel station in Spain,so he would fraud how much he filled up with and pocket the difference,i later found a stolen passport under his bunk. If you see me on the roads,i am the one wearing a dog collar in the waiting room of the RDCs.
A bit early to start boozing aint it?? How many have you had?? 
i used to wear a dog collar, mind you i also had a 10 inch moheican and leather jacket to go with it!
i can answer yes to everything, apart from the swearing.
i will drive through palestine singing “onward christian soldiers”.
Ahmen.
I got the furry cloggs made with Friesian cow hairs and a 3 foot long chain on my drivers wallet. 
I was swearing when the Taliban chucked some RPG `s at me while tipping at Tesco in Basra. 