Anyone from here?

Was any poster here the Stobbies driver who got put on his arse by the BMW driver at Gonerby just off the A1 today?

Might be a load ob bollox but my mate who works at Brakes Grantham was talking to one of their agency bods today who happens to be a bit of an amatuer boxer was driving his Z3 into work today, as he was early he was bimbling down the A1 southbound at 50mph when his rear mirror filled up with an irate Stobbies driver. Apparently there was nowt coming down lane two so he was a bit puzzled as to why Eddies finest didn’t overtake, anyhoo he came off at Gonerby Moor, the Stobbies then overtook him and blocked the roundabout and got out shouting at the Brakes driver, the Brakes lad then allegedly put Stobbie on his arse and when he got up he returned to his truck, grabbed his gloves and threw them at the Brakes driver! (WTF?), to which the Brakes lad promptly put him on his arse again.

I’ve heard this second hand so there’s a significant chance it either didn’t happen at all, or the Stobbies driver may have a very different tale to tell.

you’d think the stobbies driver would be keeping it quiet :laughing: but you never know!

If it happened that way then yes I imagine he would. The guy who told me was a mate who works at Brakes and the punchy guy is also a Brakes driver, he heard it from him.

Gather round children, it’s jackanory time.

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I’ve heard this second hand so there’s a significant chance it either didn’t happen at all, or the Stobbies driver may have a very different tale to tell.

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: . You are a funny man.

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when he got up he returned to his truck, grabbed his gloves and threw them at the Brakes driver! .

I don’t care what the truth is, fact or fiction :wink: I just love the image conjured up by that sentence :laughing:

“I throw my work style gloves at you” not quite throwing down the gauntlet, as off some 18th century fop :wink:

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when he got up he returned to his truck, grabbed his gloves and threw them at the Brakes driver! .

I don’t care what the truth is, fact or fiction :wink: I just love the image conjured up by that sentence :laughing:

“I throw my work style gloves at you” not quite throwing down the gauntlet, as off some 18th century fop :wink:

Challenging him to a duel? :laughing:

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when he got up he returned to his truck, grabbed his gloves and threw them at the Brakes driver! .

I don’t care what the truth is, fact or fiction :wink: I just love the image conjured up by that sentence :laughing:

“I throw my work style gloves at you” not quite throwing down the gauntlet, as off some 18th century fop :wink:

I thought you were supposed to slap him round the cheeks with your gloves and say something like “Yea Gads Uncouth ruffian, I demand satisfaction.”

Of course if he was bending over and you slap him round the cheeks, you might not get the satisfaction you were expecting. :open_mouth:

please tell me it was dixon happy days :smiley:

I hope his duvet is polyester filled ,
be a bugger if it wasn`t and he found more than 4 white feathers :unamused:

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Yeah, that was quite funny :smiley:

Did the Stasi run up and chalk his wheels and around the prone body ? I heard that’s an insta £10000 roadside fine, laying on the road while on the job ■■ or ?

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Gather round children, it’s jackanory time.

Ooooh I’m so excited I’m about to wet myself…#Dixon:lol:

TruckNet’s resident Stobart cabbage is keeping very quiet. Licking his wounds maybe? Everything okay Dozy? :laughing:

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TruckNet’s resident Stobart cabbage is keeping very quiet. Licking his wounds maybe? Everything okay Dozy? :laughing:

I wonder if he ran out of time lying on the floor■■? :wink: :wink:

I have visions of fisty cuffs at dawn or a scene from the very talented comedian ■■■■ Emery,saying “Oh ,you are awful, but I do like you”.
Then promptly pushes him over.
■■■■ Emery also played a vicar with goofy teeth, a teddy boy.

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TruckNet’s resident Stobart cabbage is keeping very quiet. Licking his wounds maybe? Everything okay Dozy? :laughing:

I wonder if he ran out of time lying on the floor■■? :wink: :wink:

Wonder if he put it on Break or Other duties??

Wonder if the Eddie guy was a EE on agency didn’t polish the dashboard every 2 minutes , used to work PAYE for a company then went umbrella but was dissatisfied with their conditions he then fell over a large concrete post at Alconbury painted blue and didn’t win his compensation claim hence his frustration at seeing someone affluent enough to own a beemer , and the Brakes guy genuinely knew the colour of the boat house and was the only genuine guy to have a blow out before that ferry sailed, and the reason he lashed out was that he was in a bad mood as the police had put chalk round his lorry 2 days previous on a loading bay.

Think that covers everything… :smiley: