It’s Friday night Vern. Only the desperately unfortunate or the terminally stupid are nighting out tonight.
(Which one are you?)
I think you’d have more luck getting the fight or the bum fun you’re after on a different night.
EDIT: Just noticed you posted this on Thursday.
tango boy:
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
Bloody hell Rob. Had those erm… ’ tales ’ been known to me, I may have refrained from my input on this thread.Yeh you’ve got to watch them bogs. You only go in for a ■■■■ and come out with an arse like a funnel
Do ya
I aint speaking from experience here by the way o/b. Even the thought of it makes my eyes water, the farmers are bad enough.
Eager b your reputation on here has turned to ■■■■, so stop digging ffs. You are only making it worse for yourself. We don’t judge on here, each to his own etc etc, we’re all broad minded… Just dont follow me in the bogs that’s all… I get nervous too easy:lol:
Oh ■■■■ the monkeys on here now, I’m off to bed before he starts on somebody 
I am just sharing my views Rob. Its good to share.
Crap!! This isn’t helping my case is it? Perhaps time to step away from the keyboard.
Good shout Rob-bedtime… Apes and dodgy toilet meetings in one thread. Too much.
robroy:
Oh [zb] the monkeys on here now, I’m off to bed before he starts on somebody
I’m not, but if I had been and had read this post then I would have looked for the truck and said Hello.
bald bloke:
eagerbeaver:
Hey Vern. I left my bottle of lube on your passenger seat.Keep hold of it for me until next time.
I think BV is currently sat on an ice pack.
With a name like Big Verne surprised if it’ll be him sitting on an ice pack.
Harry Monk:
I’m not, but if I had been and had read this post then I would have looked for the truck and said Hello.
Harry Monk:
I’m not, but if I had been and had read this post then I would have looked for the truck and said Hello.
I’d still have bought you a coffee.