…see the eejit in the white hoodie on M6 n/b j7 on the northside of the junction but looking back south into the traffic on the wrong side of the barrier as if he was counting how long it took a wagon to get from a certain point to where it would make the biggest mess on impact? He/she was crouching down, holding on, looking like he was just gonna roll backwards onto the carriageway. That was about 03.15 and i phoned it in and they said they’d get someone out asap. Did he or didn’t he?
went through there about 5:30, no sign of anyone. no sign of my phantom fanny flasher either! 
guess it was just one of those truck haters then, needing to release the chocolate hostage after a dodgy kebab and thought ‘this will be a larf’