Any UPS drivers care to explain

…why you can’t navigate Tibshelf S/B services? All you had to do was ask for directions and I’d have been happy to oblige, I can only put it down to some misguided sense that you might lose some precious ego. You certainly wouldn’t have lost any pride as you obviously don’t have any to lose. ■■■■■■■ up the n/s/f wheel under my open window was a tad inconsiderate, if not downright rude, as were your remonstrations when I, somewhat in-eloquently, pointed out the error of your disgusting ways. I noticed you managed to navigate yourself to the Shell garage quite competently during your 45, which left me rather confused as I’m pretty sure they have facilities to cater for bodily functions. There was some good that came of your inconsiderate, bone-idleness; whilst moving my water carrier from my n/s footwell so I could exit the cab without paddling in your excretions I found the box of staples which I lost last week.