Get off my land I said.
They smashed glass stuff over the place and I got a photo of the ring leader!
If they are in your field then a muckspreader works a treat. 
A farmer did that years ago in an ongoing feud with the council and dumped his load on the walls of the building.
Sorry officer, the switch to deactivate the PTO shaft must have broke off in my hands.
Start telling them some of your fabulous stories Toby.
They will ■■■■ off in double quick time.
Some of the feral children running around resembled the Mayor’s daughter.
Oddly enough Issac, I flagged down a passing police motorcyclist for advice on the ongoing situation, he had a French accent but was Scottish and had a ginger beard, as the conversation continued he said he was a Gendarme motorcyclist on the Paris Peripherique.
Sure ages ago read an article some council. Hired flat bed hgv with pop concert grade speaker set up on back and they drove it past the camps late nights early mornings at full blast and they soon moved on.
I’m 99% certain this happened someware few years back .
If it didn’t it would be a good way though to make them.move play loud music disturb there sleep