Anne Summers has announced it’s going to start selling a lager-flavoured gel that is 5.3% alcohol, for women to rub on their ■■■■■, in a bid to encourage men to perform oral ■■■.
Campaigners have condemned the move, because of fears that it will lead to 24-hour ■■■■■ drinking !
I’d end up in rehab!
thee also just released similar for old age pensioners who want to rekindle that spark…you can get it in wertherers old original,and barley sugar,cinnamon balls,and butterscotch flavour,and theres an aromatic version you just rub on for added effect compromising of vick,and stale pish…just for authenticity,they sell it to you wrapped up in a used surgical stocking… 
Quinny:
Anne Summers has announced it’s going to start selling a lager-flavoured gel that is 5.3% alcohol, for women to rub on their ■■■■■, in a bid to encourage men to perform oral ■■■.Campaigners have condemned the move, because of fears that it will lead to 24-hour ■■■■■ drinking !
dieseldog999:
thee also just released similar for old age pensioners who want to rekindle that spark…you can get it in wertherers old original,and barley sugar,cinnamon balls,and butterscotch flavour,and theres an aromatic version you just rub on for added effect compromising of vick,and stale pish…just for authenticity,they sell it to you wrapped up in a used surgical stocking…
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dieseldog999 wrote:
thee also just released similar for old age pensioners who want to rekindle that spark…you can get it in wertherers old original,and barley sugar,cinnamon balls,and butterscotch flavour,and theres an aromatic version you just rub on for added effect compromising of vick,and stale pish…just for authenticity,they sell it to you wrapped up in a used surgical stocking…
The old ones are always the best 
edit … Jokes, I meant jokes honest 