Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were having a chat.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
And Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So the three of them decided to go to the office of the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official”, she said, “I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I AM officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and forlorn and asked, “Who the (zb) is Camilla Parker Bowles?” 
just a small edit 
mrs mix
