There’s been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don’t have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!
Oh crumbs!! 
thats a good un 
That takes the biscuit.
Thats a good one well thought of.
Aye, and easy to digest 
A barrel of laughs there
For chocolate fingers 
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