Hey guess what, I just got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine.
We had such a laugh, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'magic`.
Oh yeah!", I said, “But I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit
older and not as fit as when you last saw me!”
She just giggled and said she was sure I’d rise to the challenge!!! “Yeah” I
said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline that’s
a few inches wider these days!”
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
“Anyway, I’ve put on a few pounds myself!” she giggled…
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So I hung up on the fat sl*g!