Hi All
Saw this slogan on the back of a van which does artificial turf “kiss my grass” made me smile 
Witty!
The turf wagons round here say “get laid by the best” 
I think it was super drug.
Who had some pictures of shampoo and stuff
and underneath it said…
This is not an advert for our products it’s just a trailer.
Some years ago on the M25 I saw a 3 tonner, across the back was:-
‘PANIC TRUCK - for panic deliveries phone 01xxxxxxxx - YOU PHONE, WE PANIC’
Steve
There’s a small 7.5t crap tanker round our way that has the words “this tank is full of political promises” along both sides.
Ste46:
Some years ago on the M25 I saw a 3 tonner, across the back was:-
‘PANIC TRUCK - for panic deliveries phone 01xxxxxxxx - YOU PHONE, WE PANIC’Steve
Hilarious.
Gembo:
There’s a small 7.5t crap tanker round our way that has the words “this tank is full of political promises” along both sides.
“No jobby too big” mmmff
Sofa king. “The prices are sofa king low” always makes me laugh when I see their vans driving round northampton.
E( very little help)s on the side of a Tesco Trailer.
Today I’ve seen (on the units)
Home is where you park it
My other toy has ■■■■ 
There used to be a rigid ran about the Dumfries area with CRASH TEST AREA STARTS HERE written on the rear underrun bar. Eddie.
My m8s window fitting van as got ,every panes a pleasure on the side
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Hi,
Seen today on the A180 recovery vehicle with the logo “Crash and Carry” on the rear. It tickled me.
Cheers Bassman
Used to have “when you stop we start” on recovery truck also seen “Dad’s Pad when Mums Mad”
On an effluent tanker “No stools left in the vehicle over night”. But the best is still the legendary concert transporter, Edwin Shirley Trucking “you rock - we roll”
Today I saw
Don’t Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
“Left hand driver” 
Concrete supply company using volumetrics in Glasgow have slogan
" To get your hole filled call 01■■ ■■■ xxxx"