Am I the only saddo?

Like the tittle says, am I the only saddo or is anyone else sat at home having a beer and posting on trucknet?

ye m8 everybody else is out on the lash :smiley:

I just went for a swift one after work but ended up in town [zb]ed off my ■■■■ on MDMA . Just woke up in a hotel room god knows where with two naked nineteen year old girls. First thought? TruckNet. Got to see what’s happening on TruckNet.

I’m sitting in my cab at reading festival waiting for our stage crew to finish the last band so they can push me out of the bog that one of my wheels is stuck in.

Is there anyone in the bog with your wheel?

Yes, he is.

He’s sitting in a portapoo fighting for space with an imprisoned truck wheel thats stuck post crap, waiting for some burly blokes to push them both out, and you woke up head in the stars with 19 year olds. You clearly roll different ways…

…are you at reading festival too? It’s all happening to tonight

James the cat:
…are you at reading festival too?

I don’t know.

check which way the water goes down the plugole. At least you’ll know which hemisphere you’re in. Start with the basics.

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James the cat:
…are you at reading festival too?

I don’t know.

Don’t want to freak you out. You sure that’s 2 19year olds you’re with and not a burly truck driver and a tyre in a portaloo? Maybe a bad ride off the pharmaceuticals :laughing:

James the cat:

Contraflow:

James the cat:
…are you at reading festival too?

I don’t know.

Don’t want to freak you out. You sure that’s 2 19year olds you’re with and not a burly truck driver and a tyre in a portaloo? Maybe a bad ride off the pharmaceuticals :laughing:

I don’t know. There’s faeces… and blood. I don’t know.

Deep breaths and happy thoughts

Contraflow:

James the cat:

Contraflow:

James the cat:
…are you at reading festival too?

I don’t know.

Don’t want to freak you out. You sure that’s 2 19year olds you’re with and not a burly truck driver and a tyre in a portaloo? Maybe a bad ride off the pharmaceuticals :laughing:

I don’t know. There’s faeces… and blood. I don’t know.

Sure you didn’t just have a night time city centre drop to Glasgow, or something?

dreamingofoz:
am I the only saddo or is anyone else sat at home having a beer and posting on trucknet?

It depends what you call home!!!

I spend 5 days a week in what I call home! Right now I am spending time in the wife’s home which to me means I’m weekended :laughing: :laughing:

Well, 5 strong roadies managed to push the truck out of the mud. Was very impressed and much beer was consumed.

Is it kicking off in the campsite? My truck and our bus are parked up behind the stage so I can’t see any fires/fights/riots/naked freak dancing from here.

James the cat:
Deep breaths and happy thoughts

You sure thats a wise idea?

as frankie said relax :smiley: :smiley:

Posting on here now but will have my weekly drink tonight and a kebab. Oh how I look forward to Saturdays :smiley:

Nowt worse than coming on here sunday and seeing some bollox you have put on the night before and cant remember it :blush: :unamused: :laughing:

Contraflow:
I just went for a swift one after work but ended up in town [zb]ed off my ■■■■ on MDMA . Just woke up in a hotel room god knows where with two naked nineteen year old girls. First thought? TruckNet. Got to see what’s happening on TruckNet.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: