Start at 3 to get there for 6 , van driver we don’t
Tip until 8 !!! , pod says 6 mate , only 6 palls
Mate so you can tip it !!! , jumps in van and drives off
!!! ■■■■■■ , t.o , 9 attempted
Phone calls later we will inform britvic !!! , is
That it ■■? Can’t you ring these lot up , either
Tip it or pull me out !!! , we will inform
britvic , but I’m going to struggle to get back , I’ve
Only got until 16.00 , it was tight without
This crap , bzzzzzzzzz hung up
Anyone night trunking Southampton- rugby
This evening that can drop me at rugby , ta
Should have got the driver to sign the pod goods refused, hey presto instant return load 
I do hope you have your emergency manky orange.
Anyone fancy a steak dinner as it doesn’t seem like Dopy is going to be home tonight to eat his
Let me guess what day it is ■■? 
FRIDAY 
dozy:
Start at 3 to get there for 6 , van driver we don’t
Tip until 8 !!! , pod says 6 mate , only 6 palls
Mate so you can tip it !!! , jumps in van and drives off
!!! [zb] , t.o , 9 attempted
Phone calls later we will inform britvic !!! , is
That it ■■? Can’t you ring these lot up , either
Tip it or pull me out !!! , we will inform
britvic , but I’m going to struggle to get back , I’ve
Only got until 16.00 , it was tight without
This crap , bzzzzzzzzz hung up
Anyone night trunking Southampton- rugby
This evening that can drop me at rugby , ta
If you can’t get from Southampton to rugby in 7 hours. You need pedal faster.
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lizard:
dozy:
Start at 3 to get there for 6 , van driver we don’t
Tip until 8 !!! , pod says 6 mate , only 6 palls
Mate so you can tip it !!! , jumps in van and drives off
!!! [zb] , t.o , 9 attempted
Phone calls later we will inform britvic !!! , is
That it ■■? Can’t you ring these lot up , either
Tip it or pull me out !!! , we will inform
britvic , but I’m going to struggle to get back , I’ve
Only got until 16.00 , it was tight without
This crap , bzzzzzzzzz hung up
Anyone night trunking Southampton- rugby
This evening that can drop me at rugby , taIf you can’t get from Southampton to rugby in 7 hours. You need pedal faster.
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Only takes me @52mph 2hrs 45 min to get to Lutterworth [emoji6]
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blue estate:
lizard:
dozy:
Start at 3 to get there for 6 , van driver we don’t
Tip until 8 !!! , pod says 6 mate , only 6 palls
Mate so you can tip it !!! , jumps in van and drives off
!!! [zb] , t.o , 9 attempted
Phone calls later we will inform britvic !!! , is
That it ■■? Can’t you ring these lot up , either
Tip it or pull me out !!! , we will inform
britvic , but I’m going to struggle to get back , I’ve
Only got until 16.00 , it was tight without
This crap , bzzzzzzzzz hung up
Anyone night trunking Southampton- rugby
This evening that can drop me at rugby , taIf you can’t get from Southampton to rugby in 7 hours. You need pedal faster.
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Only takes me @52mph 2hrs 45 min to get to Lutterworth [emoji6]
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Yeah, but your not dozy lol
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lizard:
blue estate:
lizard:
dozy:
Start at 3 to get there for 6 , van driver we don’t
Tip until 8 !!! , pod says 6 mate , only 6 palls
Mate so you can tip it !!! , jumps in van and drives off
!!! [zb] , t.o , 9 attempted
Phone calls later we will inform britvic !!! , is
That it ■■? Can’t you ring these lot up , either
Tip it or pull me out !!! , we will inform
britvic , but I’m going to struggle to get back , I’ve
Only got until 16.00 , it was tight without
This crap , bzzzzzzzzz hung up
Anyone night trunking Southampton- rugby
This evening that can drop me at rugby , taIf you can’t get from Southampton to rugby in 7 hours. You need pedal faster.
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Only takes me @52mph 2hrs 45 min to get to Lutterworth [emoji6]
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Yeah, but your not dozy lol
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Due to the issues on the M1 today A driver from B&Q Swindon took 8hrs to get to B&Q worksop!
peirre:
Due to the issues on the M1 today A driver from B&Q Swindon took 8hrs to get to B&Q worksop!
Obviously, can’t deviation from set route.
peirre:
Due to the issues on the M1 today A driver from B&Q Swindon took 8hrs to get to B&Q worksop!
That’s what happens when you employ a kebab without the gumption to listen to traffic news or more probably afraid to deviate from the route his sat nav was directing him. I say him, 'cos a woman would be smarter.
Edit to add; posted at same time as Biggriffin. More or less the same.
peirre:
Due to the issues on the M1 today A driver from B&Q Swindon took 8hrs to get to B&Q worksop!
So what about taking A46 to Newark then the A1
And oh end coming off A1 a few miles away from B&Q and Wilko’s
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It took me an hour plus to get from the A453 at Clifton Nottingham to the A46, then an hour to cover the last 5 miles of the A46 before the roundabout at Newark.
The trailers are 16’2” so you can’t come up the A6097 to the A614 due to the bridge at ollerton
count yourself lucky.
years ago I was working for palletline.
did a delivery to a place once had 2 drops same place 1 lot booked in at 9am other booked in same day but in afternoon.
got there 9am despite my best attempts they wouldnt tip both loads at same time made me come back later in the day.