Always Someone Worse Off Than You

Well it’s taken a good few years to put one of my demons to rest.

My first ever solo run was a nightmare, S. London delivering milk in a bloody great six wheeler. Didn’t know the area, it was dark and cold and the dollies of milk seemed to have a mind of their own. One ran off the tail lift outside a shop about 11pm and I remember trying to clear up the mess whilst a bus went past. It was a very low point and I felt like throwing in the towel.

I’ve been haunted by that memory at the sight of every PCL truck since, until Monday.

Coming out of Colchester as I join the A12 at Spring Lane, there is a driver in lane one frantically waving people over to lane 2.

There in lane one is a tandem axle PCL trailer with it’s nose on the floor, legs collapsed and the unit about 50 yards in front.

Although I felt sorry for the poor ■■■■■■■ it made me feel better about one little dolly of milk :laughing:

having only 6/8 months class 1 everytime i see a class 1 learner i have a little smile thinking to myself of that massive learning curve they have yet to go through :stuck_out_tongue: i have far from perfected my class 1 skills but it still makes me feel a bit better

cliffton 27:
everytime i see a class 1 learner i have a little smile thinking to myself of that massive learning curve they have yet to go through

I have a few grand in the bank, I could get my dozy bint of a girlfriend as equally as qualified as the rest of us within a couple of weeks. Granted she dont even have a B provisional yet :smiley:

My first solo run with Jewsons was a mare. I had to back the 6 wheeler of a very busy main road reversing around a hedge with mirrors folded in then sharp 90 degree turn around a garage!
The builder was meant to watch me back in but I ended up putting a nice grove into the carstone wall of said garage. :blush:

After getting in and setting up the hiab I then managed to split and spill a pack of bricks and also managed to break the pallet that held the cement resulting in broken bricks and cement all over the place. :blush:

I was gutted and I was going to throw it all in there and then but I carried on and learnt to say the immortal words…" I aint going in there mate you will have to handball your load after i have dumped them on the side of the road" :smiling_imp:

As will all jobs after a while it becomes easier and you learn what can and what cant be done and more importantley when to say NO!

Yeah, passing the test, at the time you think “I’ve cracked this”, those foolish thoughts :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Little do you know you’re only just beginning :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I used to think the same while eating my lunch in Garrets Green and watching them reverse around the cones.

First time I drove an artic was for Brown and Poulson’s in London. I was pretty handy with a 4 wheeler so I thought if it bent in the middle it would be easier. They sent me, with a full load of baby food, to Boots in Bermondsey - just over Tower Bridge. This was a very tight yard with a blindside reverse in - I chickened out and got another driver to do it for me.

I passed my class 1 12 years ago. Within 3 days I found myself a full time permanent job (those were the days eh?). So I passed in what I think was a 26 foot twin axle trailer which was relatively easy, even for a newbie. But the company I landed the job with mainly used single axle 40 footers, with the axle fitted as far back as it could go. I couldn’t for the life of me understand what was happening when on my first run to Blackburn I struggled with every roundabout and sharp turn. Then came my first reverse. All over the place. I managed to back onto the bay in the eventualy, feeling a right fool. What really peed me off was another trucker was parked up watching me, and didn’t offer to help at all. I always assist if I can.
After a couple of years there it all came to me, and I found sigle axles easier to reverse than double/tri axles (no overhangs to worry about).

I have a few grand in the bank,

ah mr chester.i am your long lost cousin from botswana. my name is
geez yercash, can you send me your few grand as i am skint ?.

I have a few grand in the bank,

can you give me your address.

my mates will be round shortly to relieve you of it.

ffs be carefull what you post

Of course there is always someone worse off than you.

No matter how low you may feel, simply watching Jeremy Kyle will remind you that life really isn’t that bad.

gingo:
I have a few grand in the bank,

can you give me your address.

my mates will be round shortly to relieve you of it.

They would be better going round to the bank, that’s where it is.

I hope this helps.

gingo:
I have a few grand in the bank,

can you give me your address.

my mates will be round shortly to relieve you of it.

ffs be carefull what you post

I hope they dont take my 2k watch and my new Range Rover.