All about POO!!

NAME THAT ■■■!!!

THE NEW ARRIVAL: You go into labour for at least 2 hours and need an epidural to produce this 7lb bundle of joy!!

THE VINDALOO ■■■: It’s only ok to get off the toilet when your ring stops burning. This chappie turns your toilet into a steam room!!

THE POP-A-VEIN-■■■: This is the ■■■ that killed Elvis!! It won’t come out until you are sweaty, trembling, and have turned purple from straining!!

THE RIGHT NOW ■■■: You’d better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. This ■■■ usually has the turtle showing it’s head before you can get your pants down!!

THE BUS ■■■: You’ve just pulled up your pants and, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, another one comes along!!

THE WET CHEEKS ■■■: Hits the water sideways and makes a splash so big it saturates your backside!!

THE TEFLON COATED ■■■: So slick quick and easy that you don’t even feel it. No trace on the toilet paper and you have to look in the pan just to make sure you did it!!

THE HANGED MAN ■■■: See him swing from side to side but he never leaves the Gallows of the Sphincter!!

THE DARTH VADER ■■■: ■■■■■■■■■ and scary. Lots of heavy breathing prior to arrival. This guy really makes you sweat!!

THE FREEDOM FIGHTER ■■■: Heralded by a fanfare of ■■■■■, this guy is rugged, hard, and ends constipation!!

THE CORNY ■■■: Eat sweetcorn and HEY-PRESTO, it reforms into the whole cob!!


THE PORRIDGE ■■■: This pours out of your botty, often accompanied by the odd ■■■■ to help spray it all over the sides of the pan and halfway up the walls. This usually happens at someone else’s house!!

Very funny Smudger…and horribly true :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I’ve just had my dinner, good job as well :laughing:.