Agency not paying again (storry 2)

I don’t think this story will ever be so good as the last one that was removed but I will keep them coming so long as I’m not on pre-mod and one day just one day there will be a sticky thread
wont reveal any agency or company names at this stage

went for interview with new agency on Friday offered a job for Monday morning that Friday evening
agency said 7.20 start you will be working on skips and the company will give you an induction on how to load skips

turned up on Monday 7.20 and found it was a scrap yard
lads where in bate cabin
The cabin was a ■■■■ tip dirtiest scrap yard I have ever seen
one of yard boss man told me to weight in the cabin
he said have you done skips before I said no boss

After a while one of the other lads came back into the cabin getting changed or something like that and he told me we have been through about 200 agency drivers
why I said 'ow they come from big companies and don’t like the muck don’t like the old wreckers R reg
The lad said this job is ■■■■ they ■■■■ about with old trucks, never start boss was running them on bio-derv or waste oils a while back but could never get them to start in winter so gave our

after a while of weighting in the bate cabin I went out side to see what crack was
Saw one of the boys filling up the radiator bottle on wagon and put a good few liters in
I said how often do you do that he said ever day like
I said she’s thirsty ‘ow yes’ he said
We had crack about other things and he was keen to know what I had done so I told him
Told him what I had driven told him about the time when I worked in a couple of scrap yards told him about the next south emsall job
Then had crack with one of big yard boss man about all the crappy tyres in the back of his van
he said he did not collect them off of a job they where just off there wagons but there where all completely knackered any road
Then the other lad tried to start the wagon and battery was flat
Then another yard boss man popped along and told us about the time he was driving a milk float and the brakes went on it so he waked it into reverse and the motor set alight causing a fire
Then he told me how he got done for counting the money as he was driving along
I said was the fines as great as what you had in your hand then he went quite and said nar nar nar I said ow dear
A few other things we said to each other then he said ■■■■ job this you dont want to work hear laddy I tell you then went off to office

After a while me and the other lad went up to office for a ponder and office staff told him to tell me to weight in bait cabin
he came back with a pair of jump lead to jump it off the other wagon parked next to it
I said start her up and spin her round so batteries are on same side
he said you cant look at the it, one of the rear wheels was missing and all wheel nuts where loose on inside wheel (8 wheeler)
I said ow dose that mean the jobs gone plop ‘looks like it he said’
I put leads on batteries and was about to take caps off to check battery cells he said just leave it mate just weight in bait cabin
I said OK so off I went (bait cabin is 2 yards away)
sat in there watched them try to start her up had a good lath and then off she went in a puff of black smoke out of the exhaust
I popped out of the cabin and said whats wrong with it batteries knacked , he said no the alternator has gone
What about when you get to a job and she wont start he said we leave her running all day long

When back into bait cabin Then another lad came along with cleaning gear to clean bait cabin out
I said how often dose this get done ‘ever week he said’ your having a drath I said
I asked him a few question about the job and he said it where ■■■■ boss man keeps sacking all drivers
he said you want to know about job go and see yard boss man
Then went out side and watched them ■■■■ about with another doggy wagon

While dicking about weighting it was bait time for lads
lads came into cabin
yard boss man said think you should go see them in office (this was half past nine quarter to ten now)
When to office and there stood a tall dark bloke dressed up in a suit and tie
This was not the ordinary suite and tie and this was not the standard dress code for office staff and certainly not for a scrap yard
The guy looked a complete wide boy
I said to him ‘Hello I’m the agency driver and have just come to see if you want me to do anything yet’
he said just weight a minute and another guy came out and said we have to lorries off the road at the moment and all the drivers have turned in so we don’t need you today your agency should have phoned you

I went back to the bait cabin to collect my stuff as all the boys where having there bait
Told them what was said and boss yard man said ‘do we need him for out in yard today’ nar dont thing so lad said
We said our good buys and I left

I phoned my agency told them what had happened and they said if anything comes in for tomorrow I will give you a call
I said what about the money for today will I be paid for the 2 1/2 hours I was there
She said um are er yes well you did not do any work, but I said I was there ready for work (POA) will I get paid she said I will have to ask them

Phoned my agency up that afternoon
and said do you know the situation about my payment
she said they felt uncomfortable about sending you out in a lorry
I said why!?
she said er are um er well yes coz you have never worked for them before
I said will I get paid for the time I was there she said no coz you did not do any work for them

It is unlikely the agency will bother with me again
so court action a
I find the employment tribunals works best for pricks like them
I do not have a copy of my terms and condition but though I may as well go full hog and say

  1. in the terms and conditions of employment it states I will receive A minimum 8hrs pay per day
  2. dont know what the rate is hear but will say they told me 10 pound an hour
  3. I want my holiday pay on top of that which equates to 0.108%

Should I ring the scrap yard up in a few days time and say are you looking for any wagon drivers and yard laborers :grimacing:

Clunk:

Indeed. Biggest load of illiterate ■■■■■■■■ I’ve read in a long time. I gave up about half way down because I couldn’t work out what the hell he was blithering on about.

“Boss and Driver” you seriously need to go to night school and do some adult literacy classes. You might then get offered something more than driving around crappy knackered wagons for scrap yards.

Got m ■■■■■■.

WTF!?!

Woop Woop Woop Gangnam Style

i’m sending him some “chalk”, so he can have it ready for the next story.

It’s all ■■■■■■■■. Look at the first paragraph. Then he ■■■■■■ about from there on in. LIAR!

This is the 1st BOSS & DRIVER post that I actually made it through from beginning to end, and the only reason was 'cos I was laughing more and more as it went on. :slight_smile:

By the time I got to “equates” at the end I was just about doubled over in pain laughing!!! :grimacing: I’m starting to like the guy, God help me :wink:

“You cannot be serious!”

Has to be another Boss&Driver windup :open_mouth: What is a “bate cabin” or “bait cabin” later■■?

cant believe it
after all that weighting around in bait cabin
no pay from yard boss man

brilliant post , really cheered me up and made me smile for ten minutes
but seriously for those in cushy numbers
this is what others have to put up with

cant wait for storry 3

This has got to be limeyphil having us on ?

What a post…

Can I put B & D forward as the truck drivers’ representative for gaining respect for the industry with the public…? PMSL…

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

bait cabin thought he was on a fishing trip.there again with all these stories he might be a fisherman.
he keeps dangling the bait,plenty of bites with every post.

yes ring the scrap yard spend some more of your time hanging around for free… :smiley: :smiley:

Well B & D I started off thinking you were a waste of oxygen, but now find myself warming to you, I actually think you’re a comedic genius who brings so much laughter to an otherwise miserable day. A few more months of your posts and a bromance is on the cards!

A particular highlight was you going off for a “ponder”, just when I thought it couldn’t get any better you introduce us to the mysterious man in suite (sp), not any suite but maybe an M & S suite perhaps?

Keep it coming dude, you’re my favourite ray of light at the moment. :smiley:

Yep a belting post…

Have you thought of writing a comedy for TV? It would need a script writer and someone to translate, but this mythical trucker that gets into all these scrapes and has a ‘ponder’ and men that dress in suites (sic) is really a corker matey! Factor in a dodgy agency run perhaps by a ‘Dave and Sharon’ and a tasty girl called Lorraine (Lori for short :wink: ) that serves the brews at a chuck wagon on the lorry park and you have all the ingredients you need for a best seller…

I’ve had a crap day in work myself B+D but you have really cheered me up with that post, you’re becoming a legend on here mate keep up the good work. Hopefully next time you’ll do a diary :slight_smile: :smiley:

A picture diary would take these posts to the next level. It needs to happen!

Boss & Driver:
I don’t think this story will ever be so good as the last one that was removed but I will keep them coming so long as I’m not on pre-mod and one day just one day there will be a sticky thread
wont reveal any agency or company names at this stage

went for interview with new agency on Friday offered a job for Monday morning that Friday evening
agency said 7.20 start you will be working on skips and the company will give you an induction on how to load skips

turned up on Monday 7.20 and found it was a scrap yard
lads where in bate cabin
The cabin was a [zb] tip dirtiest scrap yard I have ever seen
one of yard boss man told me to weight in the cabin
he said have you done skips before I said no boss

After a while one of the other lads came back into the cabin getting changed or something like that and he told me we have been through about 200 agency drivers
why I said 'ow they come from big companies and don’t like the muck don’t like the old wreckers R reg
The lad said this job is [zb] they [zb] about with old trucks, never start boss was running them on bio-derv or waste oils a while back but could never get them to start in winter so gave our

after a while of weighting in the bate cabin I went out side to see what crack was
Saw one of the boys filling up the radiator bottle on wagon and put a good few liters in
I said how often do you do that he said ever day like
I said she’s thirsty ‘ow yes’ he said
We had crack about other things and he was keen to know what I had done so I told him
Told him what I had driven told him about the time when I worked in a couple of scrap yards told him about the next south emsall job
Then had crack with one of big yard boss man about all the crappy tyres in the back of his van
he said he did not collect them off of a job they where just off there wagons but there where all completely knackered any road
Then the other lad tried to start the wagon and battery was flat
Then another yard boss man popped along and told us about the time he was driving a milk float and the brakes went on it so he waked it into reverse and the motor set alight causing a fire
Then he told me how he got done for counting the money as he was driving along
I said was the fines as great as what you had in your hand then he went quite and said nar nar nar I said ow dear
A few other things we said to each other then he said [zb] job this you dont want to work hear laddy I tell you then went off to office

After a while me and the other lad went up to office for a ponder and office staff told him to tell me to weight in bait cabin
he came back with a pair of jump lead to jump it off the other wagon parked next to it
I said start her up and spin her round so batteries are on same side
he said you cant look at the it, one of the rear wheels was missing and all wheel nuts where loose on inside wheel (8 wheeler)
I said ow dose that mean the jobs gone plop ‘looks like it he said’
I put leads on batteries and was about to take caps off to check battery cells he said just leave it mate just weight in bait cabin
I said OK so off I went (bait cabin is 2 yards away)
sat in there watched them try to start her up had a good lath and then off she went in a puff of black smoke out of the exhaust
I popped out of the cabin and said whats wrong with it batteries knacked , he said no the alternator has gone
What about when you get to a job and she wont start he said we leave her running all day long

When back into bait cabin Then another lad came along with cleaning gear to clean bait cabin out
I said how often dose this get done ‘ever week he said’ your having a drath I said
I asked him a few question about the job and he said it where [zb] boss man keeps sacking all drivers
he said you want to know about job go and see yard boss man
Then went out side and watched them [zb] about with another doggy wagon

While dicking about weighting it was bait time for lads
lads came into cabin
yard boss man said think you should go see them in office (this was half past nine quarter to ten now)
When to office and there stood a tall dark bloke dressed up in a suit and tie
This was not the ordinary suite and tie and this was not the standard dress code for office staff and certainly not for a scrap yard
The guy looked a complete wide boy
I said to him ‘Hello I’m the agency driver and have just come to see if you want me to do anything yet’
he said just weight a minute and another guy came out and said we have to lorries off the road at the moment and all the drivers have turned in so we don’t need you today your agency should have phoned you

I went back to the bait cabin to collect my stuff as all the boys where having there bait
Told them what was said and boss yard man said ‘do we need him for out in yard today’ nar dont thing so lad said
We said our good buys and I left

I phoned my agency told them what had happened and they said if anything comes in for tomorrow I will give you a call
I said what about the money for today will I be paid for the 2 1/2 hours I was there
She said um are er yes well you did not do any work, but I said I was there ready for work (POA) will I get paid she said I will have to ask them

Phoned my agency up that afternoon
and said do you know the situation about my payment
she said they felt uncomfortable about sending you out in a lorry
I said why!?
she said er are um er well yes coz you have never worked for them before
I said will I get paid for the time I was there she said no coz you did not do any work for them

It is unlikely the agency will bother with me again
so court action a
I find the employment tribunals works best for pricks like them
I do not have a copy of my terms and condition but though I may as well go full hog and say

  1. in the terms and conditions of employment it states I will receive A minimum 8hrs pay per day
  2. dont know what the rate is hear but will say they told me 10 pound an hour
  3. I want my holiday pay on top of that which equates to 0.108%

Should I ring the scrap yard up in a few days time and say are you looking for any wagon drivers and yard laborers :grimacing:

Hey Hangin Hom - I dig your jive :wink:
Knock yourself slack Slick - Grey matter back - gotta chill Bill and take TCB in Maaaaaaan !!!

Boss & Driver:
lads where in bate cabin
The cabin was a [zb] tip dirtiest scrap yard I have ever seen
one of yard boss man told me to weight in the cabin

after a while of weighting in the bate cabin I went out side to see what crack was

Then another yard boss man popped along and told us about the time he was driving a milk float and the brakes went on it so he waked it into reverse and the motor set alight causing a fire

After a while me and the other lad went up to office for a ponder and office staff told him to tell me to weight in bait cabin

I said OK so off I went (bait cabin is 2 yards away)
sat in there watched them try to start her up had a good lath and then off she went in a puff of black smoke out of the exhaust

When back into bait cabin
Then another lad came along with cleaning gear to clean bait cabin out
I said how often dose this get done ‘ever week he said’ your having a drath I said

Then went out side and watched them [zb] about with another doggy wagon

While dicking about weighting it was bait time for lads
lads came into cabin
yard boss man said think you should go see them in office (this was half past nine quarter to ten now)
When to office and there stood a tall dark bloke dressed up in a suit and tie
This was not the ordinary suite and tie and this was not the standard dress code for office staff and certainly not for a scrap yard
The guy looked a complete wide boy

It is unlikely the agency will bother with me again
so court action a
I find the employment tribunals works best for pricks like them
I do not have a copy of my terms and condition but though I may as well go full hog and say

  1. in the terms and conditions of employment it states I will receive A minimum 8hrs pay per day
  2. dont know what the rate is hear but will say they told me 10 pound an hour
  3. I want my holiday pay on top of that which equates to 0.108%

These are killer lines. Pure gold! :laughing:

It’s amazing how EVERY job you go on has a massive story to accompany it. Sounds like a lot of weighting around in the bate cabin, and a lot of yard bosses.

Boss & Driver:
I don’t think this story will ever be so good as the last one that was removed but I will keep them coming so long as I’m not on pre-mod and one day just one day there will be a sticky thread

I think that says it all really … it’s a wind-up :wink: