Today I had a call from an agency asking if I would like to do a few supermarket runs from a RDC in Kent pulling a decker … However I retired 14 years ago and have never had an LGV1 licence or a digi card…
Makes you wonder just how long they keep my details on file…
And I still get emails from engineering recruitment agencies offering me jobs from an industry that I left 21 years ago!!
Should of said yes.
Go through the sign up process.
Get to the site
When they give you the keys say “Sorry, mate cant drive that”
Will make the agency look like the numpties they are.
Also insist on being paid for entire day even if you get sent home. 
Been about 8 years since i last received a call from a previous agency, in some ways i miss it because its a good opportunity to remind them exactly why i left and why i would never go back.
The most persistent was pertemps, who i never actually did any work for after the pointless assessment/interview, never got a proper pre booked shift off them but they’d phone at all hours when their usual bods either hadn’t appeared or turned the job down, despite repeated requests to delete me from their system this continued, until i got my present job (on nights at first), an ideal opportunity to ring them at all hours of the night asking for my details to be removed, that worked 