Much obliged to my admirers on here for t’ wise wurds.
Just put my house up for sale to be sure, gonna get me a crew cab transit for the new driveway side hustle with my friend Noel.
If anyone on here doesn’t need their washing machine anymore, leave it on yer drive & t’scrap man (also me) will sort it for ya along with some new tarmac so it will.
As a special ting for my mates on here, der be no steelin off yers. Paarp paarp get t’ [zb] out o’ de way yer 450 gobsheet…