Just got changed to go out for a mixed grill and a pint, and my boy rang me with the terrible news…Boris has shut the pubs!
Had a dig in the fridge and found something to knock up a meal.
Piri piri chicken pasta, jacket tatie, salad, coleslaw and cream cheese, no ■■■■ Stella left though! but at least it was healthier if ■■■■ all else.
Anyhoo…need some tips for the foreseeable future on endurance test stylee cab rat tramping, as I ain’t familiar with the techniques.
So…
Where are the best totally unsuitable lay bys, (and most expensive msa to get the full benefit of the experience.)
How do I know when to pull my mirrors in, is it the suicidal width of 2’’ off the side of the trunk road, or is there a tolerance of 12 ‘’ (answer in metric if preferred)
What flavour pot noodle is recommended.
Pepsi or Coke?
Am I allowed to set off bang on my 9 hours off, or does it have to be a couple of seconds plus?
What kind of carrier bag is best suited for ■■■■■■■■ in?
Tesco or Asda baby wipes for full body washing?
Does cab rocking help you or prevent you from getting a good kip?
Do I get out if the scrotes are in the adjacent field to lay by, nicking my fuel.
(Btw…Got a baseball bat on board btw…in case they fancy a game instead)
This could go on for months so any advice off you seasoned experts in this lifestyle will be gratefully received.
Cheers.
( Sorry I’m bored ok?, …like I said, pub shut and to add insult to injury only ■■■■ Coronation St on my telly. )