Absurd but appears true

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Just received.

Ummmmmm !!!
SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH! BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A DRIVERS LICENSE, A CAR. LOADS OF CASH,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD PAID FOR, CREDIT CARDS,

FREE FURNISHED HOUSING,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WESTMINSTER, BILLIONS OF £s WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE KEEP !!! THIS GOING…FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY

IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP WESTMINSTER !!!

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oh wow…I’ve never seen this before, you must have done this yourself, clearly not a copy and paste job…perrrrrrrr-leaseeeeeeeee! :unamused:

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FFS what is it with this site - nit picking ALL the time■■? :imp: :imp: :imp:

READ THE FIRST 2 WORDS :unamused: :unamused:

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its not nit picking…its ■■■■ picking

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:unamused: :unamused:

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It’s true enough.It’s called PC Britain.Zb Westminster the place is’nt worth bothering about.

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dri-diddly-iver:

IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH! BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A DRIVERS LICENSE, A CAR. LOADS OF CASH,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD PAID FOR, CREDIT CARDS,

FREE FURNISHED HOUSING,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WESTMINSTER, BILLIONS OF £s WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

This zb makes those Daily Mail stories seem sensible :unamused: :smiley:

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Adam…The expert on nothing. :unamused: