To the tanker driver on the a50 today , I beeped because I didn’t know if you had seen me or not , not to criticise you , your reaction was phenomenal I apologise for laughing as you pulled alongside I do realise you shouldn’t laugh at the mentally ill , but seriously pal if me beeping causes you to start smashing your cab up and punching the windows and steering wheel whilst driving down the road then take my advice and see a doctor because stress and anger like that will sneak up and kill you stone dead before you ever realise what happened. 
The other thing that happens if you’ve not had enough sleep.
I do love extreme ott reactions to the simplest of things. I wonder how close to a heart attack he would have come if God forbid you parked in his spot or something like that?
Wasn’t me 'cos firstly I don’t drive a tanker anymore, and secondly I’m that lazy that if you really ■■■■■■ me off you’d get no more than an extended middle finger raised to you. 
I had some loon launch an apple out of his window at my passenger side window because I had nowhere to go when he was coming down the slip road because the middle lane was busy!
Was having a proper meltdown he was 
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To the tanker driver on the a50 today , I beeped because I didn’t know if you had seen me or not , not to criticise you , your reaction was phenomenal I apologise for laughing as you pulled alongside I do realise you shouldn’t laugh at the mentally ill , but seriously pal if me beeping causes you to start smashing your cab up and punching the windows and steering wheel whilst driving down the road then take my advice and see a doctor because stress and anger like that will sneak up and kill you stone dead before you ever realise what happened.
He would self destruct in India,
I had 2 weeks there last month, every body beeps constantly, not in a ‘BLAST get outta the way’ manner, more of a ‘beep beep’ I am behind you/coming past you kinda way.
It works so well, so much traffic, but so polite & everyone gives way. The traffic makes our roads look empty, but amazingly just keeps moving all the time -we could learn from them.
Beep beep from the Road runner cartoons.