A5 road chaos after lorry crash
A lorry carrying pallets of pasta crashed into an embankment on the A5 today causing chaos.
Police said a JCB was being called out to help recover the lorry after the incident at about 5.30am.
They expected to close the road for this work.
It happened at the junction A5/B4397 Nesscliffe to Shottaton Road,Shropshire.
Was it tagliatelli or fusilli?
Dave the Renegade:
A5 road chaos after lorry crash
A lorry carrying pallets of pasta crashed into an embankment on the A5 today causing chaos.
Police said a JCB was being called out to help recover the lorry after the incident at about 5.30am.
They expected to close the road for this work.
It happened at the junction A5/B4397 Nesscliffe to Shottaton Road,Shropshire.
I bet he was after some " HEDGE-UCATION " 
A half baked attempt at mixing with some herbs then i guess 
TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY 
I said “I wanted the Pasta El Dento, not the lorry All Dented” 
Did he crash it on purpose?
solid white line and on the brow of a hill!!
no idea how on earth that happened?
wonder a what point he actually woke up!!
maybe his hedge-acation wasn’t up to scratch and decided to hedge his bets and do some field work!!!
Would have made a right mess at Spaghetti Junction
Today must’ve been his Dolmio Day…
Nice looking hedgerow . . cant beat a nicely trimmed bush… . pnar pnar.
Also ,why hasnt plod got his flashy lights on!!
Suedehead:
Nice looking hedgerow . . cant beat a nicely trimmed bush.
Saville wasn’t so keen though.
its not being spilt so whats the relevance
of knowing the load
The pastor of disaster
Now thats “pasta” joke
Is the bloke on the right stood in the tree or just rather lanky?
I think he was trying to heard the sheep back into the penne!
Hahaha! 
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.312198,-3.465020
Time to put penne to paper :
knock knock,
.
who`s there ?
.
Pasta…
.
Pasta who ?
.
Pasta da right turning about a mile back…
Definitely food for thought there…