Anyone else have the pleasure of the diversion last night 
Sent you back to the M40 and down to the M25
M25 slip road closed so carry on down the M40
Spin around at the next roundabout
Get to the M25 again, slip road towards Reading closed
Along the M25 to the next roundabout to spin around and go to the M4
Getting near the A404M matrix informs you that the A404M is closed north
So head for the A329M getting close and the matrix informs slip road is closed
Sends you up to M4 Jct 11 to spin around
Diversion sends you alongside the M4 but entry to the A329m South only
Carry on to the next roundabout, slip road closed so onto the next one to spin around
Eventually back up to the A4 and into Reading 
Easy !!! 
If they look at my route on tracker it’ll look like one of those straws McDonalsd used to give you with a happy meal
