A34 closed southbound Abingdon area. Avoid!!!
Overturned truck 
What the hell is it about that stretch of roadā ā ?
Good job Iām not heading that direction todayā¦
DAF95XF:
What the hell is it about the drivers usingthat stretch of roadā ā ?
Good job Iām not heading that direction todayā¦
Sorted 
Is it always around the same spot or the same type of vehicle involved ā ā
DAF95XF:
What the hell is it about that stretch of roadā ā ?
Car drivers mateā¦
I donāt know why they donāt just put a set of traffic lights on the 34 & just close it for a minimum 4 hours every day !
speedyguy:
DAF95XF:
What the hell is it about the drivers usingthat stretch of roadā ā ?
Good job Iām not heading that direction todayā¦Sorted
Is it always around the same spot or the same type of vehicle involved ā ā
A road that rolls like a scenic railway needs to be driven along a bit more carefully I reckonā¦
Weāre all supposed to know better FFS.
How many of you canāt stand to sit behind a supermarket wagon going up the hills ātoo slowlyā along the no 7.5t in second lane bit, and pull out?
I drive along there like itās detling hill. When northbound, Iām lugging paper or Fruit&Veg. If that makes me seem āslowā as I approach crests of hills, then so be it.
Iām not having a runaway situation downhill, especially with those actros crappy engine & exhaust brakesā¦ The MAN dampening system of brakes works a lot better though, so I feel a lot safer driving one of those along there than the Actros unitsā¦
Iām glad the āpeartree trenchā has been fixed though.
Itās a Box jockey with a container with HAZ on Truck and trailer upright fire service to clear up before highways get their paws on it
Just came round Ć420, Ć338, Ć415 no probs. But then im spĆ©cialā¦ 
Also Ć bit french by the look of this postĆ©.
we are up and down there every night 5 days a week and never have a problem, i think i know where every pot hole is 
Winseer:
Iām not having a runaway situation downhill, especially with those actros crappy engine & exhaust brakesā¦
The Actros exhaust brake is about the best one out there if you use it properly
martinviking:
I donāt know why they donāt just put a set of traffic lights on the 34 & just close it for a minimum 4 hours every day !
Theyāre putting traffic lights on the Northbound approach to Jct 9 of the M40, how on earth they think that will help the traffic flow is beyond me.
Went past the accident this morning, Irish Premium having a little lie down. Nothing untoward coming home tonight where it happened, looks heās run off the road a little and massively over corrected turning it over
nickyboy:
martinviking:
I donāt know why they donāt just put a set of traffic lights on the 34 & just close it for a minimum 4 hours every day !Theyāre putting traffic lights on the Northbound approach to Jct 9 of the M40, how on earth they think that will help the traffic flow is beyond me.
Went past the accident this morning, Irish Premium having a little lie down. Nothing untoward coming home tonight where it happened, looks heās run off the road a little and massively over corrected turning it over
Probably Tang Waved and hit the steering wheel knob too hard.
burnley-si:
we are up and down there every night 5 days a week and never have a problem, i think i know where every pot hole is
makes sense I suppose
Iām popping down there in the morning, from the M40 to the A420/Swindon, around 06.00, then should be coming back up it around 14.00/15.00 ish, so could you all keep it straight & upright until Iām at Bicester on my way home please. Thank You.
Todayās A34 Traffic Report 05.20- between M40 & A420-
Everyoneās managed to keep it straight.
No lorries ran off into a field.
No Jack Knifed Wagons.
No lorries on their side & the Reps in Audiās arenāt up this early (They always leave it till the last moment anyway)
But itās Early Days at the moment, itās Friday & all the Container Boys n Gals havānt finished Flat Footing & Tailgating back to Southampton yet. Lol.
nick2008:
burnley-si:
we are up and down there every night 5 days a week and never have a problem, i think i know where every pot hole ismakes sense I suppose
it does as we run down in the day 530pm (day) ish and run back up at 10pm (evening/night) 
apart from a friday which is 2am tip
Report findings of the Tang Wavers Association Trust are;
Lorry veers onto grass verge following an over zealous Tang Wave to a Northbound V8, carrying 20 tons of steel and 25 tonnes of hanging meat.
Driversā wallet chain gets tangled around the steering wheel knob, causing the lorry to overturn.
During the overturn, excrement runs out of the collar of the drivers Ben Sherman shirt.
Driver escapes serious injury when heās hit by a spanish bulllfighting spear.
Debris from the collision strewn across A34 southbound includes most of the All Ride product list, and typically the Premiumsā flimsy interior.
Dangerous chemicals found were in fact a mixture of Guinness, Murphys and a collection of expensive polish obtained from various Truckfests.
Report compiled by B. Jesus.
Muckaway:
Report findings of the Tang Wavers Association Trust are;
Lorry veers onto grass verge following an over zealous Tang Wave to a Northbound V8, carrying 20 tons of steel and 25 tonnes of hanging meat.
Driversā wallet chain gets tangled around the steering wheel knob, causing the lorry to overturn.
During the overturn, excrement runs out of the collar of the drivers Ben Sherman shirt.
Driver escapes serious injury when heās hit by a spanish bulllfighting spear.
Debris from the collision strewn across A34 southbound includes most of the All Ride product list, and typically the Premiumsā flimsy interior.
Dangerous chemicals found were in fact a mixture of Guinness, Murphys and a collection of expensive polish obtained from various Truckfests.Report compiled by B. Jesus.
lol
Muckaway, that is the funniest post of the year, but you forgot the dealer boots.
The accident would not have happened if the driver had been wearing a hiviz covered in fifth wheel grease.
Think of the children please.