Hehe, I’ve seen the lot now. I was on the A1 on my way up to Peterborough, not too much traffic, just bimbling along, and a Range Rover passes me. Out of the corner of my eye I saw that the driver was bollock naked, and playing with himself…
Observations folks?? Oh and Happy New Year while I’m at it 
I see a women noshing a bloke off while he was driving on the M25
Yeh seen a bloke doin the five finger shuffle pulled along side a row of trucks showing them all!!
A seperate occasion had a female with legs akimbo on dash board of a people carrier starkers with a massive ■■■■■ for a friend!!
Must get shot of that Range Rover, far too conspicuous… 
the same fella must have a car because 2 weeks ago in that same area i seen the same
Dane it Why do I never see the naked women, I always miss them
keebs26uk:
Dane it Why do I never see the naked women, I always miss them
i miss them too or else alot of drivers r telling lies. i’m up and down the uk as 15 years and have yet to see one