The encroachment of draconian H&S rules just leapt bravely into the absurd.
At a regular collection last night, I went through all the usual handing in keys malarky, and sitting in canteens, etc. When loaded I did the usual - picked up my keys, paperwork, and seal. But this time, an ‘■■■■■■’ picked my keys up, and when I stretched my hand out to take them off him, he told me he has to hold them until he’s escorted me back to my cab. I rolled my eyes, as did he, but couldn’t see any harm in it.
We got back to my cab, I started the engine, pulled forward to shut the doors, and jumped out of the cab to shut the back doors and put the seal on. “I need your keys” the ■■■■■■ said.
Me: “What?”
■■■■■■: “I need your keys”
Me: “So I’m between the back of my lorry and the bay, and you’ve got my keys?”
■■■■■■: “Yes, it’s new rules”
Me: “You definitely can’t have my keys”
■■■■■■: “I need them”
Me: “Mate, I’ve pulled off the bay, I’m legally responsible for, and in charge of the vehicle now. I assume you’ve not got a licence, and it’s against my company rules. Is this procedure on your trailer loading checklist?”
■■■■■■: checks checklist “no”
Me: “well there’s no way you’re having my keys then”.
continues like this for a minute or so.
He never got my keys ![]()
I’m very uncomfortable with this, especially as this new ‘rule’ is not written down anywhere, and therefore not signed for. My problem is twofold. 1) They got pretty snotty and insisted I give them over on my next visit, so this will escalate. 2) I did not see any other driver challenging this, they all blindly handed them over without thought, so I think I’m on my own (again).
I really do think rules should be challenged sometimes, otherwise they can make anything up and run the risk of being more dangerous or risky than if they weren’t there. I think H&S has gone really mad at this company. How do I know I’m not giving my kets to some bearded jihadi that chooses that very moment to hijack a truck? Laughable, but it’s happened!
At the risk of the usual 5 page ■■■■ storm telling me to get over myself and get another job, what do others think of this issue? How would you approach it? What would you do and say?
EDIT: Obviously I’ll be raising this with my managers, but I’m sure they’ll side with the customer as they won’t want to rock the boat.